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Ulom is going to be the innkeeper, he will have to brew his own ale cos i won't help make it, and he will have to serve milkshake alongside his beer, if he wants me to frequent the establishment ever.
There is. However, the position is not for you.
I think, you sitting at the round table as a knight would be more appropriate in my kingdom.
Ulom is going to be the innkeeper, he will have to brew his own ale cos i won't help make it, and he will have to serve milkshake alongside his beer, if he wants me to frequent the establishment ever.
Corny will be the Chief of Police, but he won't be too busy, utopia is a peaceful place until the orgasms get going.
Elvin will be my right hand man, just in case i can't be bothered to wank myself off.
The position of Sir Mitch's bedwarmer is still available as i'm still single, but i'll manage to rule Utopia alone if i must.

^ Hmmm, i might just use a vacuum pump before the erect shots go up lol

You know, the one thing i hate most about my penis, its not the size being just average, but its my head being small, cos that makes my dick look smaller than it is.
I'm not gifted with a huge helmet, i'd love it if i was.

I keep myself hidden away, i rarely go out, i'm resigned to a solo life, at 32 too lol, it don't matter much. If some guy comes along, it will be via work, i can't see any guy getting to know me well enough any other way.
I didn't expect it to be you to have locked yourself in the cupboard.
You should get and find that key pretty damn quick and get out with yer mates and find someone.
At 32 it's not too old to find the right guy.








