Jade Helm Ends...and...Surprise!!!! Obama didn't invade Texas!!!!

[Benvolio]

I would support legalizing marijuana, and making harder drugs available to certified addicts by prescription. This would remove much of the market for illegal drugs, and reduce the incentive to encourage addiction. Perhaps legalize it all later.
Other countries have tried legalization, but I have not seen reports of how it has worked.

 

[Kabluey]

I would support legalizing marijuana, and making harder drugs available to certified addicts by prescription. This would remove much of the market for illegal drugs, and reduce the incentive to encourage addiction. Perhaps legalize it all later.
Other countries have tried legalization, but I have not seen reports of how it has worked.

The Portugal model appears to work. Charge sellers, treat users.

 

[palemale]

The U.S. didn't get Texas from Mexico.

This is a Trunpist stupidity - half the battle getting Texans to agree with you can be summed up in that sentiment. Why should people down here care what you say when you are so obviously bigoted.

That goes for the whole South. You want them to change? Or do you want to feel superior?

Texas and the South needs to get a sense of humor. When a state propels politicians like Bush, Jr. and Rick Perry (Ooops) onto the national stage, and arrests teenagers for building dopey clocks, it must expect to be on the receiving end of a lot satire and ridicule. Of course, a majority of the country re-elected Bush, so shame on the whole country.

As Molly Ivins said:

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

I don't think she was an anti-Texas bigot.

P.S. I know history well. Texas gained independence from Mexico before it joined the US. It, therefore, was once Mexican.

 

[jbrown329]

^^ Remember the Alamo!

 

[TX-Beau]

Texas and the South needs to get a sense of humor. When a state propels politicians like Bush, Jr. and Rick Perry (Ooops) onto the national stage, and arrests teenagers for building dopey clocks, it must expect to be on the receiving end of a lot satire and ridicule. Of course, a majority of the country re-elected Bush, so shame on the whole country.

As Molly Ivins said:


I don't think she was an anti-Texas bigot.

P.S. I know history well. Texas gained independence from Mexico before it joined the US. It, therefore, was once Mexican.

Yeah Walker, Bachman, and Palin, Christie, Trump, Carson, not to mention BONER and those fuckers in Kansas all Southerners them..., Please. I guess no one at all can be president. You looked up Texas history on the net didn't you, AFTER your ignorant Trumpism about Obama giving Texas BACK to Mexico.

You need to get over your own damn self.

Oh yeah, and where exactly is Ferguson?

 

[jbrown329]

Texas keeps saying they want to secede, let them. Then we can build a wall around Texas.

 

[palemale]

Yeah Walker, Bachman, and Palin, Christie, Trump, Carson, not to mention BONER and those fuckers in Kansas all Southerners them..., Please. I guess no one at all can be president. You looked up Texas history on the net didn't you, AFTER your ignorant Trumpism about Obama giving Texas BACK to Mexico.

You need to get over your own damn self.

Oh yeah, and where exactly is Ferguson?

Tx-Beau, take a deep breath. I didn't have to look anything up on the net, I know history (I did have to look up the Molly Ivins quotes, because I knew she'd have some doozies). I don't think any of those Republicans should be elected. I'm from New Jersey, and it is justifiably ridiculed for its corruption. Texas voters need to ask themselves why they elect so many dimwits to office.

In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the [governor's] office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose.

-- Molly Ivins

New Jersey voters need to ask themselves why they keep electing crooks (as do we New Yorkers lately, too). Republicans in general need to ask themselves why they keep electing clowns.

But man, get a sense of humor. That I struck such a chord with you suggests you recognize the craziness of your state.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

William Shakespeare, from Hamlet

 

[TX-Beau]

Tx-Beau, take a deep breath. I didn't have to look anything up on the net, I know history (I did have to look up the Molly Ivins quotes, because I knew she'd have some doozies). I don't think any of those Republicans should be elected. I'm from New Jersey, and it is justifiably ridiculed for its corruption. Texas voters need to ask themselves why they elect so many dimwits to office.



-- Molly Ivins

New Jersey voters need to ask themselves why they keep electing crooks (as do we New Yorkers lately, too). Republicans in general need to ask themselves why they keep electing clowns.

But man, get a sense of humor. That I struck such a chord with you suggests you recognize the craziness of your state.



William Shakespeare, from Hamlet

First off I don't believe you knew any such thing about Texas history or your joke would have been worded differently without that awkward attempt to justify it.

Second being a pompous ass is pretty much the "chord" you seemed to be striking, which has nothing to do with my sense of humor.

Thirdly if you actually did know anything about Texas you'd know that the Governors office has just enough power to scratch it's own ass so it doesn't really matter who sits in that chair.

The real power, as Molly well knew, is on the Railroad Commission.

 

[Vitamin]

Yes, Texas was a part of Mexico at one time. Spain and France each had their own eras when they owned Texas too. And of course, it was originally owned by Native American tribes.

So what, to both you?

 

[palemale]

Second being a pompous ass is pretty much the "chord" you seemed to be striking, which has nothing to do with my sense of humor.

What, exactly, was pompous about my joke?

 

[rareboy]

Now ladies, this purse fight is really just between the brain dead right wing idiots who thought that Obama was going for their guns when the real intent was just to show how paranoid and fucked up the knuckle dragging 'patriots' are and the smooth jazz king in the oval office who orchestrated the whole thing.

 

[TX-Beau]

Now ladies, this purse fight is really just between the brain dead right wing idiots who thought that Obama was going for their guns when the real intent was just to show how paranoid and fucked up the knuckle dragging 'patriots' are and the smooth jazz king in the oval office who orchestrated the whole thing.

We need no conspiracies, the knuckle draggers are quite adept at publicly displaying their crazy. It's their greatest talent.

Do you think Ben will ever mention this again? Do you think being utterly and completely wrong in every particular will cause him to question the source of his certainty?

of course not!

 

[thewiz]

^^ It is the immigrants fault that he's so foolish.

 

[TX-Beau]

^^ It is the immigrants fault that he's so foolish.

I bet you're right, those damn illegals crept in one dark night and just TOOK his critical reasoning skills.

 

[jbrown329]

I bet you're right, those damn illegals crept in one dark night and just TOOK his critical reasoning skills.

Immigrant Zombies?