Jake is sicky....

[JakeBequette]

Are you feeling better? I'm sick as a dog...

Silence. This one is about me lol.

​

 

[JakeBequette]

LOL.............That's too funny. But see, I decide what's off topic.

You're so funny when you act crazy ​

 

[JakeBequette]

Yes. You should. Leaving it all to me.​

 

[marcde]

I am soooo sicky Jakey. Should I write a will now?

yeah - I want your house - if that's okay with Jake

 

[JakeBequette]

yeah - I want your house - if that's okay with Jake

You can buy it from me once he passes.... Kidding, I'm sure there's sometihng you can do to get it.. lol​

 

[marcde]

You can buy it from me once he passes.... Kidding, I'm sure there's sometihng you can do to get it.. lol​

Okay anything you want -I've always wanted to live in a trailer park

 

[JakeBequette]

Okay anything you want -I've always wanted to live in a trailer park

OOOOO that's mean

*sneezles*​

 

[marvtha]

well looky what we have here!
elvis, jakie and some guy who needs to trim his nose hair!
what's on the ceiling? did you fill up your fuck doll with helium?

what you girls chattin about? how sicky we are? boo hoo......my throat hurts. my nose is running.

marvtha got open sores that are festering..you don't hear me a cryin!

no wonder no one talking to marvtha...we got the 3 queens sharing chicken soup recipes
bleh ...have fun

 

[marcde]

well looky what we have here!
elvis, jakie and some guy who needs to trim his nose hair!
what's on the ceiling? did you fill up your fuck doll with helium?

what you girls chattin about? how sicky we are? boo hoo......my throat hurts. my nose is running.

marvtha got open sores that are festering..you don't hear me a cryin!

no wonder no one talking to marvtha...we got the 3 queens sharing chicken soup recipes
bleh ...have fun

Marvtha I pluck my nasal hair my sweetheart - you must have something in your eyes - you cheeky little cuddlebumpkin

 

[JakeBequette]

well looky what we have here!
elvis, jakie and some guy who needs to trim his nose hair!
what's on the ceiling? did you fill up your fuck doll with helium?

what you girls chattin about? how sicky we are? boo hoo......my throat hurts. my nose is running.

marvtha got open sores that are festering..you don't hear me a cryin!

no wonder no one talking to marvtha...we got the 3 queens sharing chicken soup recipes
bleh ...have fun

Marvtha don't be hatin!

A few posts ago you were trying to heal me and now you hate me. Is this because I lotioned your "wing"? I was just trying to stop the chaffing!
The flakes of skin falling on me were taking up all the room! I had to!​

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha don't be hatin!

A few posts ago you were trying to heal me and now you hate me. Is this because I lotioned your "wing"? I was just trying to stop the chaffing!
The flakes of skin falling on me were taking up all the room! I had to!​

oh marvtha still love ya jakie. maybe if you'd put some damn pants on instead of showin your ass you'd be healthier?
just suggestion

marvtha discovered smilies

 

[JakeBequette]

oh marvtha still love ya jakie. maybe if you'd put some damn pants on instead of showin your ass you'd be healthier?
just suggestion

marvtha discovered smilies

Smilies are the coolest. Why do you want me to put pants on? Don't you like? Moist Muffin?​

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha I pluck my nasal hair my sweetheart - you must have something in your eyes - you cheeky little cuddlebumpkin

mama says "you looking all crazy marvtha" maybe that's what's in my eyes?
marvtha love these little faces!

 

[marcde]

mama says "you looking all crazy marvtha" maybe that's what's in my eyes?
marvtha love these little faces!

Yeah I'm a crazy marthva fucker alright

 

[marvtha]

Smilies are the coolest. Why do you want me to put pants on? Don't you like? Moist Muffin?​

marvtha done told you you're like brother to me! don't go gettin all nasty talk or that bare ass is gonna be redder than my hoo ha after weekly gangbang at the regal beagle! ssshhhh now hush about that
ha marvtha don't have to write ssshhh anymore...i can just use smiley....hot damn!!!!!!!! look jakie..... BANANA TWINS HA

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha, come to my trailer park with me.....

you got alcohol and maybe some chips?

 

[JakeBequette]

marvtha done told you you're like brother to me! don't go gettin all nasty talk or that bare ass is gonna be redder than my hoo ha after weekly gangbang at the regal beagle! ssshhhh now hush about that
ha marvtha don't have to write ssshhh anymore...i can just use smiley....hot damn!!!!!!!! look jakie..... BANANA TWINS HA

MM bananner twins *yumz*

Marvtha can i come to the regal beable with you to pick up guys?​

 

[marvtha]

MM bananner twins *yumz*

Marvtha can i come to the regal beable with you to pick up guys?​

you're sick jakie... besides marvtha threw with men! i have my assorted vegetables to keep me happy!

 

[marvtha]

Hell yeah!!! And a 40 oz. too.......

40 oz.? elvis....you're playing in the major leagues with marvtha.

marvtha rinse her mouth with 40oz. bleh

what kinda chips?

 

[metta]

marvtha done told you you're like brother to me! don't go gettin all nasty talk or that bare ass is gonna be redder than my hoo ha after weekly gangbang at the regal beagle! ssshhhh now hush about that
ha marvtha don't have to write ssshhh anymore...i can just use smiley....hot damn!!!!!!!! look jakie..... BANANA TWINS HA

The Regal Beagle! Do you know Jack and Chrissy?

Come and knock on our door ...
We've been waiting for you ...
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company, too.
Come and dance on on our floor...
Take a step that is new ...
We've a lovable space that needs your face,
Three's company, too.
You'll see that life is a ball again, laughter is calling for you ...
Down at our rendez-vous,
Three's company, too!