JAKE PRESTON

[Qosmonauty]

It occurred to me that Jake should have his own thread. If he doesn’t turn you on you must be blind. View attachment 2579401View attachment 2579402

I was always told doing "too" much of that would make be go blind, I'm not blind (though I did a lot of "that") - thanks for starting/sharing this thread

 

[Kyanimal]

^ I shave my palms ...

 

[MoaningMike]

^ I shave my palms ...

Imagine if the lies adults used to tell young people about masturbation were true, we’d all be blind with ape like hairy palms and totally insane. I always thought it was amusing how guys would never admit that they pleasured themselves, yet all guys knew exactly what the “jerk off” hand gesture meant, and all guys completely understood all the jokes and references to masturbation….and yet guys didn’t do it?!!! It’s wacko.

 

[MoaningMike]

Isn’t it ironic how he looks so sweet and innocent, like he should be starring in 1970’s Disney movies, yet you know he’s driving someplace secluded so you can suck on his massive meat missile?

 

[pozvatop]

Imagine if the lies adults used to tell young people about masturbation were true, we’d all be blind with ape like hairy palms and totally insane. I always thought it was amusing how guys would never admit that they pleasured themselves, yet all guys knew exactly what the “jerk off” hand gesture meant, and all guys completely understood all the jokes and references to masturbation….and yet guys didn’t do it?!!! It’s wacko.

The whole thing comes from organized and specifically Christian religion. More BS pushed on humanity by the prudes and, frankly, whack-jobs who wrote the bible. It isn't "God's word" at all, it was all made up by a bunch of men with huge sexual hang ups.

In the excellent book "The Separation of Church and Hate" the author (can never remember his name) describes how it came about and it's quite excellent. You sit there reading it and literally say to yourself "oh my God", ironically. It's an excellent book I highly recommend as it's laced with lots of great humor as the author is also a comedian.

 

[pozvatop]

Isn’t it ironic how he looks so sweet and innocent, like he should be starring in 1970’s Disney movies, yet you know he’s driving someplace secluded so you can suck on his massive meat missile?View attachment 3475092

Right? It's part of what I love about Jake, that innocent look.

 

[cityman2020]

Imagine if the lies adults used to tell young people about masturbation were true, we’d all be blind with ape like hairy palms and totally insane. I always thought it was amusing how guys would never admit that they pleasured themselves, yet all guys knew exactly what the “jerk off” hand gesture meant, and all guys completely understood all the jokes and references to masturbation….and yet guys didn’t do it?!!! It’s wacko.

I think it’s common among guys to know every guy does it but not to admit it. Growing up in a religious family/scene, nobody wants to dare to admit they do it. I have a few guy friends who swear they never do. But I don’t believe them.

 

[MoaningMike]

The whole thing comes from organized and specifically Christian religion. More BS pushed on humanity by the prudes and, frankly, whack-jobs who wrote the bible. It isn't "God's word" at all, it was all made up by a bunch of men with huge sexual hang ups.

In the excellent book "The Separation of Church and Hate" the author (can never remember his name) describes how it came about and it's quite excellent. You sit there reading it and literally say to yourself "oh my God", ironically. It's an excellent book I highly recommend as it's laced with lots of great humor as the author is also a comedian.

I’m glad I was by Swedish parents who didn’t believe in religions. I did have a lot of friends who were raised Catholic and the things they were taught were insane, especially about human nature and human sexuality. I had several Catholic friends (almost all of them loved to party and didn’t follow the church’s orders, although none of them admitted to jerking off) and I knew that they jerked off despite their rabid denials because I would hear them doing it when we slept over each others houses.

 

[smokeshadow]

some recent images

 

[pozvatop]

I’m glad I was by Swedish parents who didn’t believe in religions. I did have a lot of friends who were raised Catholic and the things they were taught were insane, especially about human nature and human sexuality. I had several Catholic friends (almost all of them loved to party and didn’t follow the church’s orders, although none of them admitted to jerking off) and I knew that they jerked off despite their rabid denials because I would hear them doing it when we slept over each others houses.

Well I'm a recovered Catholic. Roughly 45 years on the wagon.

 

[MoaningMike]

some recent images

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It would be a great idea if doctors showed these pictures of Jake to men complaining about erectile dysfunction. It would definitely be a healthy and cheap alternative to taking Viagra or Cialis.

 

[MoaningMike]

Well I'm a recovered Catholic. Roughly 45 years on the wagon.

Congratulations! On the plus side, I’ve noticed that when Catholics (or other hyper religious guys) decide to have gay sex they can really go wild because of all of that pent up desire. No wonder gay porn and Grindr are so popular in Utah with all of that Mormon repression! Or how Grindr crashes when a Republican convention is in a certain city.