Typical Levis fan. You are such a FlyBoy, Corny!
Levis are just crap. I can buy better jeans down at the Walmart for half the price, they have better denim with higher thread count, and the flys open way more easily.
Levis buttons are NOT easier to use, that's just subjective!!! You have to open Levis buttons from the top down, but I like to open my buttons from the bottom up. Why do Levis force me to do things their way???!!!
And Levis cost more. Why do people pay more just so their ass looks better? Damned Levi FlyBoys, they are all stupid drones, slaves to the Levis machine! Unlike every other brand of jeans, Levis bring out new styles every year, and Levis Flyboys run and buy the latest version. No other jeans companies bring out new styles every year, it's just Levis. They take advantage of their customers like that.
Every single person who buys Levis is a Levis Flyboy. They have no idea about real jeans, they are just mindless slaves to fashion. I am so glad I'm smart enough to buy some generic brand of jeans. Sure, the fly comes down more often, and the knees need to be repaired more often, but at least I'm not a Levis flyboy.

(Not my first parody response!)