Jesus Easter poster in Spain stirs controversy [MERGED]

[belamyi]

I was going to post it for the heck of it, but I deemed it worthy of a thread of its own... Christ-ridden America would have something to say about it.

 

[unloadonme]

Is he unmarried? Does he have twelve close male friends?

 

[belamyi]

^ That would depend on whose account you are following: Thomas, Luke, Matthew, Judas, John... or which version of Mark you prefer to believe.

 

[rareboy]

He's looking mighty fine despite the delicate flesh wounds.

 

[belamyi]

^ Because he's already resurrected.

 

[Rickrock]

The model was pretty good looking. I am looking at the symbolism. It looks like the symbol of three persons in one over his head to represent the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

 

[LilBit]

Is he well-hung?

 

[belamyi]

OMG ^ I had read your username as Louise... although it had rather been "Lucille", right?

 

[Kahaih]

Is he well-hung?

Ewwww!

He's wearing a nappy, for Christ's sake.

A nappy with a rope. Something serious going on there.

 

[belamyi]

Ewwww!

He's wearing a nappy, for Christ's sake.

A nappy with a rope. Something serious going on there.

Serious Classical European art indeed

"Ewwww" indeed: "con la Iglesia hemos topado".

from RELIGION?

 

[Kahaih]

/\ Superstitious artifacts best left in the back rooms of museums.

But only a few. More than a couple dozen is just litter.

 

[belamyi]

/\ Superstitious artifacts best left in the back rooms of museums.

But only a few. More than a couple dozen is just litter.

Let's see, what should those be..?

You mean those that are still not defolclorized because, otherwise, you are demanding the annihilation of even the little remains of ancient sacred art and literature.

Actually, 99,99% of everything ever produced on Earth as "art, literature and music" is litter... to put it gently and mildly.

 

[Kahaih]

/\ Yes.

 

[belamyi]

^ Ok, yes to everything.

 

[rareboy]

Have to say though Savilla certainly is targeting a demographic here.

Looks like it will be quite the party.

 

[belamyi]

Have to say though Savilla certainly is targeting a demographic here.

Looks like it will be quite the party.

You mean attracting a certain one while alienating another one.

 

[pornoboy]

Thousands sign petition to remove sexy Jesus from Holy Week Seville Easter posters ​

 

[pornoboy]

The painter said he wanted a young beautiful Christ almost without torture marks,
he used his son and his late older brother as a model.

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[Peloso]

. .and pink!

 

[Essex Boy]

The mullet is a bit of a turn off though.

The legendary "sexy priests" calendar is still around. The website says the minimum order is two copies, presumably so you have a backup for when the pages get stuck together.

But it turns out it's all show business (just like the Catholic Church itself I suppose).

"Despite the widely circulated images of cassock-clad men, Pazzi admitted that not all were genuine priests, with some not even being Italian."

https://premierchristian.news/en/ne...s-hot-priest-calendar-rarely-features-priests