Jesus will return by 2050, say 40% of Americans

[metta]

Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ill-return-by-2050-say-40pc-of-Americans.html

should I laugh or cry at the poll results....lol....

 

[boxerdudeuk]

Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ill-return-by-2050-say-40pc-of-Americans.html

should I laugh or cry at the poll results....lol....

either they're setting themselves up for a massive letdown, or i'm in for a BIG surprise. lol

 

[martin6]

Jesus has already returned to Earth. In the form of Betty White.

 

[Nomenclature]

Remember: whenever there's a poll like this, it's never 40 percent of ALL Americans; it's 40 percent of those polled.

With that being said: A lot of people thought Jesus was going to appear on New Years 2000, too. It's hilariously retarded.

 

[MMMonsterBoy]

But the world is going to end in 2012 soooo...this seems impossible.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

And 40% of all Americans are idiots, say 100% of those with IQs over 26.

I really wish Jesus WOULD come back. Then leave. And take his idiot followers with him. Forever.

Sadly, we're stuck with them.

 

[Piquechampion]

LMFAO at this comment

when the rapture happens, can I have all your stuff?

I sure do want the Bush's houses for myself.

 

[TickTockMan]

In that case check out the thread below if you're a pet lover.


http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=296355

 

[Telstra]

those 13 guys look so fit

 

[CowboyBob]

If Jesus returned his followers wouldn't accept him. He's too radical for them. He threw out the money changers, helped the poor, hung out with criminals and prostitutes and can you imagine anyone who labels them self as Christian accept that?

 

[Telstra]

ok jesus preaches leave everything behind and follow him and don't need to work.

Who is going to give them food?

 

[bankside]

Jesus will return by 2050, say 40pc of Americans

If he waits THAT long, there will definitely be a restocking charge. Most places wouldn't even accept returns after 60 days.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Funny how they keep pushing the date back. I remember in 1990 they were saying it was going to be in the next 6 months.

 

[metta]

In that case check out the thread below if you're a pet lover.


http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=296355

Oh my gosh...that is too funny.

 

[Triple G]

Jesus said, "no one knows the day and hour of my return, but my father only". So all who predict his return are idiots and liers.

 

[Ryuusei Boy]

Why do people from all times always think the end is near?

 

[Zu-Mendel]

Is there anybody in the UK or Canada that would like a houseboy / accountant?

Please, get me away from these people.

 

[Daximus]

2050? What moron came up with that year and idea?

It would be more likely that Dec. 21st 2012 is doomsday. Make Jesus will appear before then? :O OMG's!!

 

[bankside]

Jesus said, "no one knows the day and hour of my return, but my father only". So all who predict his return are idiots and liers.

...except maybe his father?

 

[Ephemeral]

Doesn't Satan appear the same time as Jesus?

If so, I'll have my popcorn ready. This should be the fight of the lifetime!