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Jizzed in my pants!

Sam Blum

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I swear I was looking for anything on a Ukulele with a compass, when I was redirected to this Youtube clip:-

Very funny, I thought. Anyway, if you know why a maker may install a compass in a Ukulele, please let me know.

Have a great, wonderful festive season!(*8*)
 
Yeah that is pretty damn funny. There is another song by them that I think is also funny. It's called I just had sex. You should look it up if you enjoyed that though.
 
I was in a club on a cruise ship a couple of years ago, and when they played this song at least 100 people packed onto the dance floor, dancing and doing the "jizz in my pants" shakes at just the right time.

It was hysterical. :lol:
 
On a related note, has anyone here ACTUALLY jizzed their pants? I don't think it's really possible without a good deal of non-accidental stimulation... wetdreams don't count.
 
On a related note, has anyone here ACTUALLY jizzed their pants? I don't think it's really possible without a good deal of non-accidental stimulation... wetdreams don't count.

I've ended up with my dick hard and slimy with precum in my pants a couple of times after talking about gay sex with men who turned me on.
 
On a related note, has anyone here ACTUALLY jizzed their pants? I don't think it's really possible without a good deal of non-accidental stimulation... wetdreams don't count.

I thought it happened to everyone. Doesn't have to be an exceptional circumstance. That's why the last part of the video is so damn funny -- jizz just from opening a window. C'est moi.

In my late teens I came while getting a tooth filled -- don't have any idea why. Maybe the anesthetic made me drowsy. I was spread out almost flat in the chair with my eyes almost closed and too many fingers and metal in my mouth, trying to relax, and at some point in trying to relax I just got pointlessly horny, and got reallly hard and uncontrollably spooged.

Another time, first time driving an antique british sports car with leather seats all by myself, the feel and sound of the engine and the power all around, the top off, it felt good. I don't smoke but decided to celebrate with a cigarette and when I reached for the pack on the passenger seat I realized I was hard as steel and a big hot load was building in my balls. I almost immediately blasted a full load all over the inside of my shorts and my dick kept pulsing and moving. Bliss, like a religious experience.

Once, standing, talking with a college friend I hadn't seen for a few years (female, I didn't think I was attracted to her) we were having the sweetest conversation, no touching, no romance. All of a sudden I blasted a load. Surprised the hell out of me. She knew. It could have been awkward.

And for some reason, once when I got drug off to an old really boring European art film there was a scene with a lanky guy, full frontal, standing in front of a wash basin. Nothing erotic, but I couldn't breathe for the sudden rush that the sight of his cock gave me, and then I blew so much it soaked big time through my levis.
 
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