Peloso
no, really, I'm fine
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Joel Michael Singeris an investment banker (or some such shit) from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. He has a short temper, a short stature, a drinking problem and a rich daddy. In the video below, after assaulting two people at a restaurant, Joel is confronted by the staff, one of whom he head-butts only to be taken down and put into a headlock by another patron, Steven Heflin. The entire incident was captured on video.
The video was posted on reddit and Joel allegedly threw some money at the moderators there to make it go away. But it was too late, the video had already gone viral and now Joel was a star. Look at him, shining so brightly under the weight of Mr. Heflin as he tries to drunk talk his way out of a situation that even daddy's money can't erase.
Joel even found his way into the urban dictionary, which defines him as:
A little b***h. A male Karen.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well acquainted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Don't be a Joel Michael Singer.
The video was posted on reddit and Joel allegedly threw some money at the moderators there to make it go away. But it was too late, the video had already gone viral and now Joel was a star. Look at him, shining so brightly under the weight of Mr. Heflin as he tries to drunk talk his way out of a situation that even daddy's money can't erase.
Joel even found his way into the urban dictionary, which defines him as:
A little b***h. A male Karen.
An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well acquainted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.
Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Don't be a Joel Michael Singer.
