Joran vander Sloot [MERGED]

[ohinua]

Was just looking through the news photos of Vander Sloot,s arrest and return to Peru. He is one hot guy. Looks tall and built. One shot shows him obviously holding his pants up. He has some nice skin showing. I am not condoning what he is charged with but I would get on my knees in front or behind him.

 

[boxerdudeuk]

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hahaha that's what i thought too. "wow he's gonna be popular in prison" lol

 

[GL]

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yeah its all good and well until he clubs you to death with something.

i'll pass.

psycho killers are not hot in my book.

 

[racer2438]

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I prefer to call him, In big trouble

He thinks he is so sly, you can see how smartalic he is. But karma will gets it's revenge, one way or the other he needs to fess up and give peace to all the families involved by his crimes..

 

[Knucklehead]

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Sorry, but cold blooded murderers don't make my dick hard.Looks like he might finally get what he has coming to him..

Fucking monster..

 

[TovNak]

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If I googled the right person, he looks like a dumpy Matt Damon. No thank you. The vaginas can have this one.

 

[treanir]

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If you like him, come to the Netherlands. We have plenty of non-psycho killer guys just like him here. Be warned though, they're total douchebags.

Joran van der Sloot (notice the extra space) is plain.

 

[gsdx]

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If you like him, come to the Netherlands.

When I was in university in the early 70s, rented a room in a home here in Peterborough. A young fellow from Amsterdam was renting a room in the same home. He was hot as hell and really filled out a pair of jeans. Then again, he was a butcher in a local grocery store so it could have been a salami stuffed in there.

He was as straight as hell, though. I recall one evening when he had 3 dates with 3 different women.

He was always the object of my fantasies, especially after I saw him wrapped in a towel after he'd take a shower.

(How old is too old to swoon?)

 

[T-Rexx]

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I hate when my dates die on me.

 

[LittleDove]

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I hate when my dates die on me.

When it starts happening repeatedly, it's time to recognise that there's a problem.

 

[nfgrls]

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I have no problem thinking hes hot I ve thought that for years. Now would I like to do anything with him hell no!

 

[gsdx]

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Are you sick in the head? Oh yeah, that psychotic (possible serial) killer is soooooo hot!

Unbelievable how shallow people can be.

Being a serial killer doesn't make him (and many others) any less attractive. To me, shallow when someone insults someone else and insinuates that they are 'mental'.

 

[FanofFiction]

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Serial killers are not hot. If you can overlook something as serious as abuse, rape, and murder and still look at someone for their physical attributes alone... I have to agree. Kinda shallow.

I guess it's kinda like how you would feel if someone was scarfing on a "hottie" who raped and murdered your Mom... would you still think that guy was hot?

 

[bulge]

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I prefer calling him Urine Van der Slut.....or Little Dick....

What a creep....

Nothing has ever actually been proven against him. It is true he has the perfect profile (a stupid boy liking to play, etc, etc, etc,... boys are always stupid and suspect), but now be jesuitic enough to see the other side of the story. Imagine the guy is actually innocent. Imagine you are in his head and what happens there now. All the rest is stupid jounalese.

 

[bbjohn]

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Van Der Slug and his justice obstructing father should both be prison bitches.

 

[bulge]

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Typically a victim of the missing white woman syndrom. Kill all male world population and no one speaks about it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_white_woman_syndrome

 

[frankfrank]

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Sorry, but cold blooded murderers don't make my dick hard.Looks like he might finally get what he has coming to him..

Fucking monster..

Was just looking through the news photos of Vander Sloot,s arrest and return to Peru. He is one hot guy. Looks tall and built. One shot shows him obviously holding his pants up. He has some nice skin showing. I am not condoning what he is charged with but I would get on my knees in front or behind him.

I have no problem thinking hes hot I ve thought that for years. Now would I like to do anything with him hell no!

OK, let's assume for a few seconds (or more) that his picture just happened to come up, entirely out of context, entirely without any kind of knowledge of who this person is, entirely with no idea of what he is alleged to have done.

In that case, I definitely would agree with these posts, including the middle one. (Yes I saw his photos five years ago...)

But knowing what we all know about him now, FORGET IT...there's many other fish in the sea.

 

[treanir]

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A young fellow from Amsterdam was renting a room in the same home. He was hot as hell and really filled out a pair of jeans.

Multiple non-Dutch guys have told me that the Dutch are generally hung. I don't notice it myself, really.

(of course me being Dutch might have something to do with that...)

 

[scrapple]

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On a related note, Scott Petersen is hot....

 

[ronboy]

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I don't have any proof to offer in either of Van der Sloot's pending cases, but his actions do not speak well for an innocent man.

With Nathalie Halloway's case, he pretty much flaunted the fact that he did it and got away with it. Rather than let it go away, he continued to taunt the family, making them think he was going to tell them where her body was. He used his well-connected father's political immunity to hide behind.

With the Peruvian girl, he fled the country and tried to disguise himself with a bad hair dye job.

I hope the Peruvians can do what the Arubans couldn't ...prove the case.

My own personal opinion is that he is guilty as sin...