Jove am I!

[Harke the Boeotarch]

For like Jove bore Minerva, a postgenitrix came from my brow.
A large milk spot was bothering me for a long time, so I carefully cut the skin open with a stanley-knife and laid the proceed on the mirror.

It looked just like a bloodspattered fetus of three millimeters..

I felt like I had performed an abortion on myself.

 

[kevbo]

Fine, fine, I'll be your Ganymede...

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Fine, fine, I'll be your Ganymede...

You're too old. For Ganymede you have to fall into the 'Michael Jackson' category.

See?

Or did you mean this Ganymede?

 

[winterknight]

Rembrandt's Ganymede is atypical. In antiquity, he was depicted looking more like an A&F model.

See also Rubens' version

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Rembrandt's Ganymede is atypical. In antiquity, he was depicted looking more like an A&F model.

See also Rubens' version

My Latin teacher described Ganymede as a prepubescent.

 

[winterknight]

My Latin teacher described Ganymede as a prepubescent.

A quick google image search tells a different story. Most depictions - both ancient statues and more modern versions - show him in his late teens, with Rembrandt being pretty much the sole exception.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

A quick google image search tells a different story. Most depictions - both ancient statues and more modern versions - show him in his late teens, with Rembrandt being pretty much the sole exception.

Originally -this is where we make the Afghanistan connection- prepubescent boys were the only ones in Greece available to mature men.

 

[kevbo]

I don't think the rules of men applied to Zeus.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I don't think the rules of men applied to Zeus.

That's what Caligula thought.

 

[star-warrior]

My mum had one on her shoulder once (years ago when I was a kind), and it was the size of a marble. I went with her and watched the doctor cut it with a scalpel, then squeezed out what looked like a lump of lard with some blood.

Stanley knife :

I hope you sterilised the blade and cleaned the wound.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Stanley knife :

People are know to solve the problems they have with the tools of their trade. I was shocked when the baker wanted me to stir the paint with a whisk.
I have those for making models.

I hope you sterilised the blade and cleaned the wound.

That stuff is for sissies.

 

[star-warrior]

People are know to solve the problems they have with the tools of their trade. I was shocked when the baker wanted me to stir the paint with a whisk.
I have those for making models.

Is that lead based paint, and what bread do you make with the whisked paint?

That stuff is for sissies.

Just wait till the scepticemia sets in...

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Is that lead based paint, and what bread do you make with the whisked paint?

The canteen.

Just wait till the scepticemia sets in...

Now that I've rediscovered the erotic pleasure of jacking off to Kissyfur's dad, death has lost much of its sting.

 

[star-warrior]

The canteen.

That's an interesting name for a loaf of bread.

Now that I've rediscovered the erotic pleasure of jacking off to Kissyfur's dad, death has lost much of its sting.

Not your average bear

See, even they've found a nice cruisy spot in the woods.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Yogi and Kissifur's dad are both perverse in different ways.