JUB Achievement Points

[JonHCA]

I dunno...I think it might just end up encouraging people to post nonsense in order to get more achievements or points. Like we need any more nonsense around here?

...alright, go ahead and give me the Debbie Downer achievement.

 

[looseliam]

There must be something for those who can successfully decipher a sloppyseconds post.

 

[strangepoetry]

I dunno...I think it might just end up encouraging people to post nonsense in order to get more achievements or points. Like we need any more nonsense around here?

...alright, go ahead and give me the Debbie Downer achievement.

"You kids GET OFF MY LAWN!"
10 points: Becky Buzzkill award.

 

[FPNY]

500 points .... Ultimate Gold Achievement Award .... joining up way back in 2003 and still posting regularly.










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i get this one too....we win

 

[star-warrior]

I think JUB should market an electric shock button attached via your USB where any and all registered jubbers can deliver your appreciation Simpson style.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Custom-made for elvin. Not that I'm complaining, he's effing hot!

Agreed!!! I'm NOT complaining either!!!

 

[strangepoetry]

"I'm not a Stalker, I swear!"
+ 20 points: Acquire a JUB crush and acknowledge your crush by name...more than once.

 

[GamerBear]

Is 2003 the earliest year one could have signed up (for JUB in its current incarnation)?

I think it was 2003 when they switch so probably. But that would be a tough achievement making it hard to unlock the top achievement for unlocking all the other ones.

 

[unloadonme]

Will there be a klaxon alert and minus points (à la QI) for anyone who starts another foreskin thread?

 

[GamerBear]

60 points / Silver Trophy - Rim Job? - Posted a picture of your ass and received more than 100 posts to your thread.

 

[LilBit]

Have Lil' Bit send you the photo, and then post it for us.

You'll unlock the tits achievement.

Gah. I need to resize all of my photos from the Minneapolis meet. Maybe I'll get them posted before the one-year anniversary of the meet.

Oh, and another achievement: 50 points for having a smiley named after you.

(Li'l Bit had a smiley named after him on another board. 'Twas a little smiley face that turned around and mooned you.)

 

[SilverSurfer]

I think it was 2003 when they switch so probably. But that would be a tough achievement making it hard to unlock the top achievement for unlocking all the other ones.

Trophy whore.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

"I'm not a Stalker, I swear!"
+ 20 points: Acquire a JUB crush and acknowledge your crush by name...more than once.

I have a couple... do I get extra credit ?

 

[ChickenGuy]

"I'm not a Stalker, I swear!"
+ 20 points: Acquire a JUB crush and acknowledge your crush by name...more than once.

I have no trouble publicly declaring my crushes for other JUBbers.

And I've done it more than once for at least three of them - Jasun, JyStar/Matter of Splatter, and Sultan.


+ 60 points, please!


New total: 295 points.


EDIT: Ahem. MindBlast, I have something to tell you again.

You're an astoundingly gorgeous JUBber. And I've had a crush on you for well over a year.


New total: 315 points.

 

[ozguy]

i get this one too....we win

April comes before October .... but I'm happy to share the award with you!

 

[borg69unimatrix]

You're not going to have a "Guess my Sock Puppet" award?