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- Thread starter Andreus
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oh this isnt for money
Im doing this for free
i want us to share this experience
I feel that its something we should endure together
just you and me
cuz I love you soooo very much
babycakes
honeybunch
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A little gossip
A little chat
A little idol post of this
And that
I'll tell him all
The troubles I have had
And since he doesn't hear
At least he won't feel bad
When I first got home my lesbian friend Theresa beat me
But the blows feel very littely on my back
She kept missing every other stroke and crying from the heart
That while I was gone she'd gone and lost the nack!
Of course I hit her back,
But she's a lot harder than I am!
And you know what they say, whether the stone hits
the pitcher or the pitcher hits the stone... it's going to be bad for the pitcher.
So I've got bruises from here to my...
A... little gossip
A little chat
A little idol post of this
And that
If no one reads
Then it's just as well
At least I won't get caught
In any lies I tell
Oh I haven't fought a christian in a fortnight!
And the humble joys get duller everyday
Why when I'm asleep a Flamer with his firey tongue a waggin'
Whispers, Andreus won't you please come out to play?
A little chat
A little idol post of this
And that
I'll tell him all
The troubles I have had
And since he doesn't hear
At least he won't feel bad
When I first got home my lesbian friend Theresa beat me
But the blows feel very littely on my back
She kept missing every other stroke and crying from the heart
That while I was gone she'd gone and lost the nack!
Of course I hit her back,
But she's a lot harder than I am!
And you know what they say, whether the stone hits
the pitcher or the pitcher hits the stone... it's going to be bad for the pitcher.
So I've got bruises from here to my...
A... little gossip
A little chat
A little idol post of this
And that
If no one reads
Then it's just as well
At least I won't get caught
In any lies I tell
Oh I haven't fought a christian in a fortnight!
And the humble joys get duller everyday
Why when I'm asleep a Flamer with his firey tongue a waggin'
Whispers, Andreus won't you please come out to play?
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Right back at you, sugar tit.
I'll pay you to stop.
oooooh
my first tip !!!!
yay
thanks peaches
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Sixthson is as dainty as a sparrow,
His figure is somethin' to applaud.
Where he's narrow he's as narrow an arrow,
And he's broad where a broad should be broad.
A hundred and fifty one pounds of fun,
That's my little Sixthson!
Get a load of Sixthson tonight.
I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high,
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!
His hair is blond and curly,
His curls are hurly-burly.
His lips are pips!
I call his hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.'
He'smy baby, I'm his pap!
I'm his booby, he's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Sixthson!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Sixthson!
Believe me sonny!
He's a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done,
Ain't bein' funny!
Sonny, put your money on my Sixthson!
His figure is somethin' to applaud.
Where he's narrow he's as narrow an arrow,
And he's broad where a broad should be broad.
A hundred and fifty one pounds of fun,
That's my little Sixthson!
Get a load of Sixthson tonight.
I'm speakin' of my Sweetie Pie,
Only sixty inches high,
Ev'ry inch is packed with dynamite!
His hair is blond and curly,
His curls are hurly-burly.
His lips are pips!
I call his hips 'Twirly' and 'Whirly.'
He'smy baby, I'm his pap!
I'm his booby, he's my trap!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Sixthson!
I am caught and I don't wanna run,
'Cause I'm havin' so much fun with Sixthson!
Believe me sonny!
He's a cookie who can cook you 'till you're done,
Ain't bein' funny!
Sonny, put your money on my Sixthson!
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Dreu
I know a boy,
his name is dreu
he dances like
a kangaroo
his cock is long
so we are told
his body's strong
his words are bold
he comes from greece
where he worried the sheep
and wore clothes of fleece
that didn't cover his crease.
Some say he's a top
others call him a bottom
and he shoots a big glop
except in the autumn.
now he is on a fast
to atone for his sins
we hope he can last
because there isn't that much time in eternity to atone for his fucking sins.
**may not copy an portion of this work without the author's permission in writing.
I know a boy,
his name is dreu
he dances like
a kangaroo
his cock is long
so we are told
his body's strong
his words are bold
he comes from greece
where he worried the sheep
and wore clothes of fleece
that didn't cover his crease.
Some say he's a top
others call him a bottom
and he shoots a big glop
except in the autumn.
now he is on a fast
to atone for his sins
we hope he can last
because there isn't that much time in eternity to atone for his fucking sins.
**may not copy an portion of this work without the author's permission in writing.
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Sixthson and Andreus:
We'll always be bosom buddies,
Friends, buddies and pals;
We'll always be bosom buddies,
If life should reject you,
There's me to protect you.
Sixthson:
If I say that your tongue is vicious,
Andreus:
If I call you uncouth;
Sixthson and Andreus:
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth.
Sixthson:
Tho' now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting,
Andreus:
Tho' often my frank observation might scald;
I've been meanin' to tell you for years
You should keep your hair natural like mine.
Sixthson:
If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald.
But darling,
Sixthson and Andreus:
We'll always be dear companions,
Sixthson:
My crony,
Andreus:
My mate;
Andreus:
If I say that your sense of style's as far as off as your youth;
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you the whole stinkin' truth.
Each time that a critic has written, "Your voice is the voice of a frog!"
Straight to your side to defend you I rush;
You know that I'm there ev'ry time that the world makes and unkind
remark.
When they say "Sixthson is the world's greatest lush!"
It hurts me!
Sixthson:
And if I say your fangs are showing,
Andreus, pull in your claws,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will notice the obvious flaws!
Andreus:
I feel it's my duty to tell you it's time to adjust to your age;
You try to be "Peg O' My Heart", when you're "Lady Macbeth."
Exactly how old are you, Sixthson? The truth!
Sixthson:
Well, how old do you think?
Andreus:
I'd say somewhere in between forty and the death!
Andreus and Sixthson:
But sweetie,
Sixthson:
I'll always be Alice Toklas,
If you'll be Gertrude Stein.
And tho' I'll admit I've dished you,
I've gossiped and gloated,
But I'm so devoted.
Sixthson:
And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are.
Sixthson and Andreus:
Just turn your bosom buddy
For aid and affection,
For help and direction,
For loyalty, love and for sooth!
Remember that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and level
And give you the devil,
Will sit down and tell you the truth!
We'll always be bosom buddies,
Friends, buddies and pals;
We'll always be bosom buddies,
If life should reject you,
There's me to protect you.
Sixthson:
If I say that your tongue is vicious,
Andreus:
If I call you uncouth;
Sixthson and Andreus:
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth.
Sixthson:
Tho' now and again I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting,
Andreus:
Tho' often my frank observation might scald;
I've been meanin' to tell you for years
You should keep your hair natural like mine.
Sixthson:
If I kept my hair natural like yours, I'd be bald.
But darling,
Sixthson and Andreus:
We'll always be dear companions,
Sixthson:
My crony,
Andreus:
My mate;
Andreus:
If I say that your sense of style's as far as off as your youth;
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you the whole stinkin' truth.
Each time that a critic has written, "Your voice is the voice of a frog!"
Straight to your side to defend you I rush;
You know that I'm there ev'ry time that the world makes and unkind
remark.
When they say "Sixthson is the world's greatest lush!"
It hurts me!
Sixthson:
And if I say your fangs are showing,
Andreus, pull in your claws,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will notice the obvious flaws!
Andreus:
I feel it's my duty to tell you it's time to adjust to your age;
You try to be "Peg O' My Heart", when you're "Lady Macbeth."
Exactly how old are you, Sixthson? The truth!
Sixthson:
Well, how old do you think?
Andreus:
I'd say somewhere in between forty and the death!
Andreus and Sixthson:
But sweetie,
Sixthson:
I'll always be Alice Toklas,
If you'll be Gertrude Stein.
And tho' I'll admit I've dished you,
I've gossiped and gloated,
But I'm so devoted.
Sixthson:
And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star,
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are.
Sixthson and Andreus:
Just turn your bosom buddy
For aid and affection,
For help and direction,
For loyalty, love and for sooth!
Remember that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and level
And give you the devil,
Will sit down and tell you the truth!
Sausy
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Come and knock on our door,
We've been waiting for you,
Where the kisses are his,and his,and his(and occasionally hers)
Jub's Company too!
Come and fucking dance on our floor,
Post a thread that is new,
We've got a melodramatic place that needs your face,
Jub's Company too!
You'll find that hissy fits all over the joint
Mods sending warning points to you
Down in our rendezvous
Jub's Company too!
(May Seth and JD forgive me!)
We've been waiting for you,
Where the kisses are his,and his,and his(and occasionally hers)
Jub's Company too!
Come and fucking dance on our floor,
Post a thread that is new,
We've got a melodramatic place that needs your face,
Jub's Company too!
You'll find that hissy fits all over the joint
Mods sending warning points to you
Down in our rendezvous
Jub's Company too!
(May Seth and JD forgive me!)
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You've always been jealous of my Norwegian manhood
As hard as you've tried, you just never could
outshoot me for distance or even amount
but to you, I bow, the JUB farting Count.
How oft have I told you that size doesn't matter?
It's not the number of rungs that you have in your ladder
but that it stands upright and points to the sky.
So accept your small stature with head held up high.
So, let us sit down and break bread, as friends often do
You'll order the lamb, I'll get the beef stew,
I'll call you a big jerk off and point out your flaws
You'll call me a racist and read the Koran laws.
You'll flirt with the waitress and pretend you are straight
knowing full well when you leave you'll call rent-a-date
and hire for the night a Swedish boy who's uncut
with tempting promises of a big Greek/Muslim butt.
You are right when you say a freind tells you the truth
even though it may hurt like a big aching tooth.
I won't be your ass kisser, they're five for a dime
but words honestly spoken may be painful but sublime.
Uff da!
As hard as you've tried, you just never could
outshoot me for distance or even amount
but to you, I bow, the JUB farting Count.
How oft have I told you that size doesn't matter?
It's not the number of rungs that you have in your ladder
but that it stands upright and points to the sky.
So accept your small stature with head held up high.
So, let us sit down and break bread, as friends often do
You'll order the lamb, I'll get the beef stew,
I'll call you a big jerk off and point out your flaws
You'll call me a racist and read the Koran laws.
You'll flirt with the waitress and pretend you are straight
knowing full well when you leave you'll call rent-a-date
and hire for the night a Swedish boy who's uncut
with tempting promises of a big Greek/Muslim butt.
You are right when you say a freind tells you the truth
even though it may hurt like a big aching tooth.
I won't be your ass kisser, they're five for a dime
but words honestly spoken may be painful but sublime.
Uff da!
Sausy
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i bow to the songwriting team of Drew and Sixth....actually,you guys were writing some really good musical comedy lyrics ,even in loving jest,that ain't being performed on Broadway today.Mine was more like "There Once Was a Man From Nantucket".Actual;ly you guys made this into a really good thread....you bring it out of each other!
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Down Under
Reading posts in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange muslim, He made me nervous
He took me in and gave me breakfast
And He said,"Do you come from a land down under?
Where Gay men glow and Mods plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man named Andreus
He was six foot one and full of quandries
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And Tribi said,"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?
"And he said,"Oh! Do you come from a land down under?
(oh yeah yeah)Where gay men glow and Mods plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
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heres one that croyan will probably figure out, as he has figured out every song that i lifted from Broadway and tweaked 
JUB
What is it about you
You're big
You're loud
You're tough
JUB
I go months without you
Then I
Can't get
Enough
Enough of the member posters answering back
In the language far from pure
Enough of moderators answering back
Brother, you know you're at JUB
Too busy
Too crazy
Too hot
Too cold
Too late
I'm sold
Again
On JUB
What is it about you
You're big
You're loud
You're tough
JUB
I go months without you
Then I
Can't get
Enough
Enough of the member posters answering back
In the language far from pure
Enough of moderators answering back
Brother, you know you're at JUB
Too busy
Too crazy
Too hot
Too cold
Too late
I'm sold
Again
On JUB