JUB Valentine thread 2011

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When you smiled you had my undivided attention.
When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you.
When you cried you had my urge to hold you.
When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever.

 

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Valentine for
EVERYONE

 

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Valentine for
Medic1

Love grows.

 

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Valentine for
LilBit

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
If you did your biology homework,
You will know that those fucking statements on flowers are grossly untrue.

Can you feel the love?

Mysterious Lover wooooooooo

 

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Valentine for
croynan

Michael,

You deserve a lotta love.



And opera.

And symphonies.

MWAH!

 

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Valentine for
jakebequette

You bring a lot of joy to people.

Here's hoping you find the love you deserve.

Oh, and get that peepee thing looked at.

YOU know who.

 

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On Valentine's Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,
Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of with a smile.

I am fortunate to know you,
That's why I want to say,
To every single JUBber:
Happy Valentine's Day!

By Joanna Fuchs

 

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Valentine for
Absolut

Dear Absolut,

They said God created man his image.
Sir, you are proof God is fucking ugly.
I love you and thank you for being a friend.

Mysterious Lover wooooooooooooo

 

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Valentine for
quasar

What can I say?

You're the sweetest of them all, for your longtime service to Hot Topics,
and your willingness to don the leotard for playing Cupid.

Erm, you're gonna need to cover that up with a tutu, Dude!

 

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Valentine for
2243

Dear 2243,

Quasar must be thinking who the fuck is this dude.
Anyway my friend I love you and you deserve this very cheap attempt.

Regards,
Mysterious Lover Woooooooo

 

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Valentine for
illgetbi

Hello

you enlighten my urethra franklin, my heart of gold.
you make me smile and forsworn, for a while it was stuck in a thorn.

love. A sun.

 

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Valentine for
Ram

Love, love, love.

All we need is love.

Wishing you all of it you can stand.

 

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Valentine for
Andreus

Andreus, wherever you are, walk with God.

 

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Valentine for
Elvin1

Happy Valentine’s Day Elvin!!!

I want to say you have been a very good friend to me and I’ve had a great time getting to know you.
Even though half the time you’re a clueless butthead I still really enjoy talking to you.

Thanks for everything.

Now for goodness sake get off the computer and go out and have some fun; Its Valentine’s Day after all.

 

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Valentine for
Impregnator

Guy, you're a sweetheart.

Thanks for taking time to give Lebanese a good name.

Did I mention you look a lot like a former co-worker?

Hoping you're over your illness, and that you had a bit of joy in your love life.

 

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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you...
When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you...
When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you...
Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you.

 

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Valentine for
kevbo

Dear Kevbo,

Fuck you.

That's something I wanna do to you.

Regards,

Mysterious Lover woooooooooo

 

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Valentine for
blackbeltninja

ale, you're a sweatheart.

Thanks for the funnies, the wisdom, and the heart.

Oh, and FUCK Johann!

Love and snarkies . . .



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