Re: Just Venting, Airing Out, Talking Shit, Personal Beefs, Problems, Anger Management, and etc Thread for 2017
No, I do not need an assistant.
No, really.
No, I don’t need someone to “just get coffee” for me on set. I can get my own coffee.
No, I don’t need someone to hold a boom mic.
No, you cannot just drop by the set to see the guys and I don’t care if you’ll sit quietly in the back.
Yes, I’m sure you just want to see how porn is made. Porn is made on a closed set without an audience. That’s how it’s made.
No, I don’t care if you’re friends with one of my stars on Facebook. Or both.
No, we don’t need a fluffer. That you added “lol” to the end of that doesn’t change that there is no such thing as a fluffer.
No, I do not want to meet up “for a drink” while I’m in town shooting. A production run means that I’m going from 7AM until 10PM every day, I might have a drink with dinner occasionally on a shoot, but I’m not going out for cocktails when I have to be up early in the morning.
No, I really don’t need an assistant. Technically, I’m the production assistant because the other two crew members are the cameramen and if something needs to be moved, I move it.
No, I never have sex with my performers. Yes, really.
No not even if they ask (which they wouldn’t).
No, really. I don’t need an assistant.
No you cannot just “sit in the back and watch” while I’m shooting a porn movie.
No, not even if you promise to be quiet.
No, I’m not “hard the whole time” while making a movie. I never am. I’m working.
No, really…. I do not need an assistant.
No, you cannot drop by the set to have dinner with us, even if you promise to make dinner. Or bring cookies. Even if it’s “just to catch up with Dirk,” since you “haven’t seen him since IML.” He’s here working, not doing a public appearance.
Yes, I’m sure you’d like to “just see how the action all works.”
No, you cannot come take a tour of the set.
No, I don’t need an assistant.
No, we’re not hiring flutters. There is no such thing as a fluffer.
No. Really. I do not need an assistant.
We both know that you just want to watch hot men fucking. And none of us making the movie want some creeper standing there watching us.
No, thank you, I do not need an assistant.