just went out on the deck to pee AND FROZE MY BALLS OFF!

[Geoffboyardee]

It'd give a new meaning to the term blue balls.

HAHAHAHAHA.

(yeah i know, stupid joke)

 

[Willie Boy]

But you're from Paris. I'd expect a higher calibre of class from you...

My opinion of the French is officially tarnished beyond repair. First McDonald's in the Louvre, now... peeing off decks because they are closer than the toilet?!

I'll have to warm my stylist that he should bring an umbrella when he visits.

Warm your stylist, eh? For some reason I'm seeing a burning at the steak (medium rare), would you like some barbecue sauce?

 

[bankside]

ShihTzu, you have excellent taste in avatars. I hope your balls get better soon.

Anyway, you need to come pee off a deck in northern Canada, where you can launch a cup of boiling water into the air and have it dissolve into snow and ice fog before even a drop hits the ground. It would be a neat trick if you could do that without a kettle.

 

[lucem-ferre]

...and so what's wrong with taking a whizz outside??? Off the edge of a deck, or otherwise - It's a sure-fire water-saver!

nothing, if you live in a cave. but if you live in a house with a bathroom....it's trashy.

 

[paatreides]

nothing, if you live in a cave. but if you live in a house with a bathroom....it's trashy.

1.6 gallons of water used for every flush... 960,000 gallons for every male in this metropolitan area (50% of total population) who takes one piss and flushes! That's 2.95 acre-feet of water getting flushed down the sewer (1 acre-foot = approx 325,851.4 US gallons). Multiply that by the number of times they each piss in a day and that adds up to a LOT of water.

In the drought-stricken southwestern US, where Lake Mead is within 10 feet of exposing the bottom of the water intake to the treatment plant any water-saving method would help.

What used to be a river flowing into the Bay of Mexico, is now a silt-filled trickle.

So, I'll continue to be "trashy" - and wish more guys who's water supply is drawn from the Lower Colorado River Basin would join me.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

nothing, if you live in a cave. but if you live in a house with a bathroom....it's trashy.

 

[Willie Boy]

I keep returning to this thought on this thread: "Honorable mention for the Darwin Awards"!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^Well you should have carried a Louis Vuitton bag....
Obviously.

And what's wrong with my Diane Von Furstenberg tote? It matches my shoes and belt, so, take that! and that! oh a wise guy, eh! take that! and....

I keep returning to this thought on this thread: "Honorable mention for the Darwin Awards"!

ooH HELL NO! You can do better than that Willieyum!
You needa pull some strings and get us an award with a nice number in the title -- preferably the #1!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I think the worst part of winter is behind us...but don't quote me on that, I'm a horrible gambler.

 

[mbamike]

OK, lesson learned, right?

Personally, I am looking forward to the Spring and Summer so I can be outside naked a lot.

 

[AlmondMilk]

Relax. They grow back.

I hope you don't have to go through puberty again