King Of The Mountain

[King Gumby VIII]

< ....wins the Mt.

 

[King Gumby VIII]

cold morning on the Mt.

 

[dynk]

it is 32° F and sunny

 

[Adrock-JD]

that's too cold

I'm ready for spring already

 

[dynk]

Well JD it is 41° F right now.

 

[Adrock-JD]

46° here, not enough difference to feel

the heat running last night dried-out my sinuses and caused me to have strange dreams

I may have to bring-up the humidifier to the bedroom

or maybe I should accept the fact that I'm strange

 

[dynk]

many people have that problem. I have forced hot water for heat so it is not dry like forced hot air

 

[DaddyBadger]

or maybe I should accept the fact that I'm strange

no stranger than most, i reckon . . .


all of the ashtrays have been emptied;
all of the spitoons have been cleaned.

 

[dynk]

thank you DB

 

[King Gumby VIII]

Jester Zee, take control of the Mt.
in the early morning

 

[dynk]

Post Master General dynkus is taking said mountain back

 

[DaddyBadger]

six days worth of ashtray litter disposed . . .

six days worth of spitoon detritus cleaned . . .

 

[dynk]

Good morning DB, we missed you around here. I was not on much yesterday due to computer problems

 

[DaddyBadger]

Hiya, dynk ! Your Pope-ship . . .

i've been away, looking for work as if my life depended upon it. (which it does)

 

[dynk]

I can't find a job here, I could in Boston but I refuse to move there or travel an hour and a half a day to and from work.

hope you find one

 

[DaddyBadger]

many thanks, old chum . . .

i've all but given up looking around here in Wisconsin - going to try my luck next in Texas (of all places )

 

[dynk]

I know what you mean. My tenant is a microwave engineer and is here working from North Dakota. He has been here over a year now.

 

[Lefty]

warning warning warning warning warning

mount dynk is hereby subject to foreclosure

subject mount has several individuals laying claim and no one paying the taxes

investment properties of californicatia in accordance with federal statues and multi - state property rights laws is hereby serving official notification of foreclosure and repossession in accordance with those official regulations.

said action will transpire on 24 november in the year of our bird 2009.

if you have a viable claim and proof of ownership plus receipts for the pyment of those taxes, levies and assessments said information must be submitted immediately .

this is a no class action suit and once enacted is considered non-revocable.

negligent parties will be severely de-jubbed and denied any further access.

this decree is issued under the auspices of The Great Turky Himself.

The Quite Dishonorable

Lefty O'Foole

 

[dynk]

^scandalous and you will hear from my lawyer.

I own this mountain and taxes are not owed to anyone but myself.

 

[Lefty]

don't fornicate with your betters little man. i am about to dis assemble all lawyers and politicians, religous zealots SINdicated talk show hosts and perez hilton do you desire to join that cadre or join my organization as apprentice third in command of the holy order of Californicata Forever.


the position is a crown prince title and the stipend is immortality, 3 mountains (not just the tops, 3 fresh nubile body attendants per day (these be of the chippendale genre) complete control of ones genitalia both size and function. at this time the crown prince is mandated to wear the earth form of a 37 year old adonis with a transfer to 27 year old upon completion of the apprenticeship. i the omnipotent lefty o'toole will hold this position for you for 24 hours.

failure to accept will result in your assignment to the unholy alliance of transplanted canadians currently being misguided by sir jasun of pornotopia.