King Of The Mountain

[bimmrboy]

pfffttttt........

he's too busy to run a kingdom

<

 

[interesting]

Thank you thank you, wow, rise to royalty at such a young age, I'm so happy for all my subjects, all two of you willl get anything you wish

 

[bimmrboy]

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[BBCseven]

Well you know my stance on how to settle this *throws bimmr axe* *hands interesting sword*

 

[interesting]

Hey why do I get the sword?? Oh never mind, I have to go clean up before parents get home, piggyman take over please and keep my loyal servants in check

 

[bimmrboy]

does interesting know what to do with a sword

 

[BBCseven]

See ya interesting! We'll flip a coin or something and judge who gets what weapon then.

Bimmr, I'm sort of afraid to think about what you'd do with an axe...

 

[bimmrboy]

he'd leave the safety on

 

[BBCseven]

I like being old-fashioned

With Piggy acting as steward, wouldn't now be the best time to stage a coup Bimmr?

 

[BBCseven]

Mmmm medieval cold war?

 

[bimmrboy]

he dropped a nuke before - he's a bad dictator

< still no coup needed

 

[bimmrboy]

bad pig

can't obliterate the kingdom, only ATTEMPT to overthrow

< still

 

[BBCseven]

The Baron Bon BBC request that Piggy drop his bomb on the other side of the mountain far away from my estate when the wind blows westerly and on a Tuesday...

 

[bimmrboy]

good luck

 

[BBCseven]

Consider me the Swiss of this mountain range...

Though, technically, I think you Bimmr were the one that granted my Baronship

 

[bimmrboy]

^

that's why you're loyal to the true

< true

 

[BBCseven]

*ahem* I'm Swiss, I'm loyal to no one but myself My table's been devoid of roast pig and boar for a while, and I think we're just run fresh out of boar...

 

[re-run]

I've been off on a gallant campaign to rescue the crown from the evil Bimmr and return it to the rightful owner King Interesting

Your crown My King

 

[BBCseven]

Bimmr, I thought you wear this crown...

Rerun I think you had an escapade in a different kingdom...

 

[bimmrboy]

Bimmr, I thought you wear this crown...

Rerun I think you had an escapade in a different kingdom...

I love it