King Of The Mountain

[dynk]

Don't put them in the fire, they will change the scent and flavours

 

[bimmrboy]

but they'll make pretty colors

 

[dynk]

Whatever


where our little roast hiding?

 

[bimmrboy]

he must be fattening himself up

 

[dynk]

I think he is hiding from the roast

 

[dynk]

I bow before no one

 

[dynk]

I blow, not bow

 

[bimmrboy]

there are no peasants here - just the hunters and the hunted

 

[dynk]

and we are the hunters

 

[bimmrboy]

Silences peasant boy.

I am most certainly not your boy. You however, could very well be my dinner

 

[bimmrboy]

to eat the loin or rump first......

 

[bimmrboy]

lucky for us you're not the king

 

[dynk]

roast pork is so much better than turkey

 

[bimmrboy]

I eat turkey everyday. I need a change

 

[dynk]

oinker vs gobbler

 

[bimmrboy]

pork is cheaper

 

[dynk]

I believe beef is more fattening than pork these days

 

[bimmrboy]

pork is apparently more plentiful around here too

 

[dynk]

Pigs are well fed these days and leaner than in the past

 

[bimmrboy]

^^ well, eat healthier