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So, Who wants to smooch?
I will reserve the humping for GL.![]()
Keep your penis off of my Dan-Dan!
*humps Dan-Dan*
*smooches Devvy-poo*

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& 
ladies and gentlemen, the incomparable diana krall-
You're just trying to seduce me by playing jazzy Christmas tunes.
It worked.![]()
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No kissy kissy?Really feeling like smooching and getting smooched!![]()
Really feeling like smooching and getting smooched!![]()
No kissy kissy?
Maybe if I put on my sultriest pose and purr it like Eartha!
It's been known to have that effect on people!![]()
I would have given it to you with out need of Eartha pose, but some blues or jazz help my kissy mode.

I'm gonna be under the mistletoe and for the record, I like a good Austraillian kiss. If you don't know what that is, it's like a French kiss, but down under.
Aren't you taking advantage of me not knowing this tradition very well?... Anyways 
Oh my,you sly Devilish!Sorry Sausy, I had to go to bed last night when you posted this. You should have just crawled in with me and you could have had all the kissy you could handle.
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Hoping it's an open offer!
I'm thinking of putting a little mistle to on my belt buckle and see what happens...
