Kleenex is Evil!!

[gmoney]

Stupid little rant here.

I've noticed lately that Kleenex is pulling a fast one on us all.

About a third the way down, the next tissue doesn't pop up like it should.

In order to re-start the pop up, you have to pull out at least 3 tissues just to get one!

Go another third of the way down, and it happens again!

Each time, you have to get more tissues out than you need!

Something tells me, this is their way of getting you to use up tissues faster, and buy more!

I think the next box, I'm just going to rip it open and use tissues as I want to!

End of rant now. Resume your usual activities.

 

[DonQuixote]

Their interleaving isn't, huh?

Are Puffs any more reliable in that matter?

 

[JOHN B]

I think they are in cahoots with the company who make 8 pac hotdogs, and six pac hot dog buns.....

 

[frankfrank]

About a third the way down, the next tissue doesn't pop up like it should.

In order to re-start the pop up, you have to pull out at least 3 tissues just to get one!

THE END IS NEAR!!!

HUMANITY IS DOOMED!!!

Repent now!!!!!!!!!!!!! (but that's only if you didn't PENT well enough the first time, LOL).

 

[doctorsun]

You don't have to USE the extra tissues you pull out. You can stick them back in the opening.

 

[Ranchman]

See... That's what happens when Kleenex folders only get minimum wage. When will folks realize that you get what you pay for?

 

[JOHN B]

....Or just use PART of it, and put it back in the box to finish using the rest later.................

 

[CudDULL]

I hate tissues anyway because they have little fibers that get stuck in your nose to make you sneeze.

 

[swerve]

GMoney -- you could not be MORE wrong...

WHY would anyone make something and then WANT you to WASTE it...

I'm sure that it is just your carpotunnel syndrome -- from -- ummmmm...

 

[gsdx]

Use toilet paper. That way you can customise the size to your needs.

Just want to dig out a booger? One square should do it.

Two squares should suffice for a simple wipe.

Four or more for a blow.

Got a streamer of a cold? One word: Bounty.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I understand from speaking with female friends that Kotex is now doing the same thing.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

You don't have to USE the extra tissues you pull out. You can stick them back in the opening.

I love it when you talk dirty..>

I think there is a simple explanation - the interlocking "tissues" are not "inserted" into the box (whatever size) in one big pile --

there are smaller "sections" that are stacked on top of each other -- and therefore causing the "break" in the interlocking ability to pull up the next tissue.
Just brace yourself - you know its comming.

and Kleenix is a brand name of tissue -- so be careful !!

Not all tissue is Kleenix -- but Kleenix does make tissue..

and i'm more of the select-a-size paper towel man - cuz that shit's good for EVERYTHING -- as long as it's BOUNTY !! THE QUICKER PICKER-UPPER.

 

[DonQuixote]

I've never heard of Kleenix brand tissues.

Kimberly-Clark, on the other hand, Does make Kleenex brand.

And yes, Trademarks do count. Aspirin is still a brand name to our North, but it became "Bayer" down here in the states after they lost their Trademark.

That's why Coke, Pepsi, Xerox, Kleenex are all so protective of their names.