Know Canada...

[valis23]

Keep poking around up here and you'll soon figure out that Canadian guys tend to be hung like moose, too. Don't know why.

 

[Endlight]

^^^^^^^^ It's what the doctor hangs on to pull us out of the womb.

No science in that!

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

yes we are related
inbred bastards we are

just don't call us newfies

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

but did you kill a baby seal

or just a donnelly

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

the best part of north america............
i say

and we have same sex marriage.
how awesome is that
so awesome i say

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Well since it's my job to 'quell' infant seals, yes.

Several many.


I mean all Canadiens hunt seals.

It's the law.

the donnellys or the seals???

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

i am canadian

but i drink blue

 

[Jacobson]

Well see here's the thing about Canada. Remember to always pay your taxes. As a colony we will always be indebted to the Queen who came and civilized us. If it had been up to the French we'd still be running around the wilderness chasing beavers... Learn to make a tee pee. This is especially good for the summer when your igloo is melting. Having a kayak is also good as when spring comes the road become so flooded that you have to live on your kayak for a while. Beware of the black flies. They have a thing for gooey eye sockets. If you see a grizzly which is different from the polar bear do not be frightened. He is your guardian animal.
Do not be afraid of diversity. Canada is all about diversity. The British rule, the aboriginals work as servants, the Chinese built the train tracks -and then die every other mile-, Japanese are kept in concentration camps, Eastern Europeans plough the land, and French keep of taking furs back to Europe.

BUT, whatever you do! DO NOT LET AL PURDY poison your mind with his verses about "The Country of our Defeat"

And most importantly! Enjoy your stay in North America's arctic. Soon to be fought over by the Russians and the Americans over water!

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Well see here's the thing about Canada. Remember to always pay your taxes. As a colony we will always be indebted to the Queen who came and civilized us

the queen cannot and will be allowed to kiss my ass
canada is fantastic for its diversity.

for it's diversity............

i will not be indebted to the bitch on my money

 

[Jacobson]

^ Now, now... it goes with the territory of belonging to the Commonwealth. How do you think India feels?

 

[theblackajah]

By the way, we're also hung like walruses, in case you didn't know. Think it had something to do with inter-species breeding with walruses unique to Canadians...

 

[justjw]

I once made the grave mistake of calling a Canadian "American", but that was a long time when I was young and naïve.

Won't happen again, now that I've (sort of) mastered your accent : your O's are O's, not A's as in the US. You say "better" with a T, not with a D. And your Out and Abouts come with a W before the T.
I think...

Ugh, have to get to me a Canadian boyfriend...
Preferably from Quebec, they're the best!

Anyway, guess you all know this one already :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

(Can't get the YouTube to embed, sorry..... )

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

nope

now go kiss my ass,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Franion]

Don't they say that Canada is just like the USA, but "done right"?

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Don't they say that Canada is just like the USA, but "done right"?

we are the greatest country on the planet................

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Nope thats England your thinking of

england what be this place

is OJ running around there...................

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Is the national beverage really Clamato Juice?

 

[justjw]

Would you settle for a Westerner

Depends on the Westerner really, eh?!

If this Westerner you have in mind can whisper sweet nothings in my ear in Frènch (or Québécois) , then said Westerner is in with a chance, sure thing!

If said Westerner does not speak French, then not all is lost, as long as he has a fine Canadian accent (I’m a sucker for Canadian accents!)

 

[Shepherd 2]

Oklahoma, isn't that on the island of Guam.
No, I remember, it's in Japan.
Are you from Ada?
Shep+

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

Is the national beverage really Clamato Juice?

nope only to mangia cakes