Ladies Free Before 12 pisses me off

[Digicel]

All over the world every club or party have this crap and it pisses me off.

If its not ladies free before 12 its ladies free all night or ladies in short shorts free before 12.

WTF


And even when they do have to pay its always half what the men have to pay or they get a two for 1 deal.

I tell you if i owned a club things would be much different.

_____________________________My Club


Bottoms free before 12 (Sexual Role identity cards have to be presented to door man)

Big Dick Thursdays (Patrons with a penis size 9 inches or greater or girth 7 inches or greater enter free all night)

6 pac Tuesdays (Patrons with a 6 pac enter free before 12)

Uncut Wednesdays ( Patrons with foreskin enter free before 11)

 

[Ram]

For every one female chick, there will be 3 dumb jocks trying to buy her a drink.

It's all about money.

 

[Digicel]

Well i only go to gay clubs if i wanna dance and have fun.

I mostly go to straight clubs because i am attracted to straight men and i love seeing them piss in the bathroom.


So i only go to straight clubs to see straight dick at the urinals.

And after i see his dick i love seeing the man go back out to his girlfriend knowing that i have seen what she gets everynight.


The only problem with straight clubs is that girls always try to dance with me and that disgusts me.

Sometimes if my lesbian friend is free we go out together and pretend to be a couple so that girls leave me alone.

 

[Ram]

..........

 

[G-Lexington]

Move to Colorado, then, where one guy is suing every single bar that has "Ladies Night", as well as every single publication that accepts advertising for same.

...and is winning.

Bars are just switching to "Bra Night". Wear a bra, drink for free. Guys are allowed to wear bras and get free drinks. Few do.

Lex

 

[Digicel]

Women scream for equality yet have no problem getting this special treatment.

Fair is fair. Its not right.


Women demand equal pay yet they get all this freeness.

If it wasn't for straight dick i would say to hell with straight clubs.

 

[whydatkine]

Yep, just a tactic. It's just business.

Ladies go in for free. Straight men pay to get in. They pay to get their drinks. Why do straight men, or gay men in gay clubs, go to clubs anyway? To get some. I would say there is a small percentage that "just go" to shake their bumbums and twirl and swirl.

 

[Digicel]

What other reason would a gay man have to be at a straight club? Its not like he can dance to Single Ladies when it comes on. So the only satisfaction is seeing the beef.

 

[G-Lexington]

And if they didn't offer free drinks to women, the guys wouldn't show up...and you wouldn't get to see anything.

One would assume you'd thank them for this.

Maybe if you told them that you were gay and only there to see their dicks in the bathroom, they'd give you free drinks, too? You never know.

Lex

 

[Digicel]

They pay to get their drinks.

O thats another thing. Some places make them drink free all night or drink free until 1 am...WTF?

So what i do is get my lesbian friend to just get me drinks.

I am not cheap. I can buy my own drink but fair is fair so if they dont have to pay why should i use my money and pay.

 

[rareboy]

While someone has suggested that the Op has a serious narcissistic disorder....and I was inclined to agree.........

I stand by my original assessment,

Borderline.

Retard.

Oh. And someone who's taking the piss out of everyone who offers a serious response to his thread topics.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

You know that scene in The Fugitive where there's that train wreck that just keeps going and going and going and just when you think it's done, more train comes a wrecking?

Just saying.

 

[G-Lexington]

I felt like sticking with it in the Fugitive, though.

Lex

 

[Digicel]

No. I cant do that. It would defeat the whole purpose.

Because if i dress in drag i would have to go to the ladies room to pee and the point of straight clubs is not to get free drinks its to see straight penis.

Hello???? focus.

 

[Digicel]

No they haven't closed; but they put up dividers in the ones i used to go to and more importantly too many gay guys go there to do the same thing i do so i end up seeing more gay dick than straight dick.

At least when i go to a straight club i get what i am paying for where as at a rest area its a gamble.

 

[hotb0d]

do you live in a village?

 

[CumAlong]

OMG

...

So just for good measure...

 

[sixthson]

I'm about to piss my damn self right about now. Oh my word.

If you do, let digicel watch you pee. Just be sure to act straight.

 

[Digicel]

I wrote this based on a urinal experience i had once.


I like men
I like balls
I like dicks
I like men, balls and dicks
I guess he likes dicks too since i caught him looking at mine as he stood next to me at the urinal. He had no piss yet his thick, veiny, uncut, flaccid penis was out of its Diesel prison assuming the position. Why did his sleeping beauty slowly morph into a monster the more my piss stream flowed? As i shook away the last drops of the 3 vodka tonics, my neighbor finally started to piss. However, for some strange reason, the color of his piss was not yellow but white.

 

[LilBit]

Oh, my. Li'l Bit has a sad after reading this thread.