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Lame Christmas gifts

derelictdarrel said:
My grandmother used to send McDonalds toys. You used to get paper placemats with puzzles or whatever on them, she would have them laminated and included.

I guess the idea was, there is no McDonalds in Alaska. Au contraire, we indeed have maybe at least one third of American franchises and stores in 'the territories'.

She sent a box of oreo cookies one year, I got a long sleeve polo shirt with multi-colored stripes (gotta love the 80's). I also got religious modivational cassette tapes..

Bless that woman :rolleyes:
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this makes me LOL
 
Among other things, one year I received a vacuum packed smoked trout. This was certainly the oddest gift I've received. But I made a very nice pate out of it.

-T.
 
teadrinker said:
Among other things, one year I received a vacuum packed smoked trout. This was certainly the oddest gift I've received. But I made a very nice pate out of it.

-T.
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Was it, by any chance, from a Canadian?

Not that it would exactly be a mainstream gift here, but I notice a lot of places really push the vacuum packed smoked fish for the holiday season. I don't get it.
 
It sounds like he wants to do more than just talk.
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Huh, never thought of that. He said, and I quote, ''It is a very good method for stimulating and promoting prostate health." He's a doctor so he probably didn't mean anything by it except for health stuff. He has no common sense despite being a genius so he might not have even seen it as an erotic gift lmao. We'll see what he gets me this year.
 
A Countess Mara tie - from an aunt old enough to be Countess Mara. I have never worn it, but I may have myself buried wearing it.

I hate to waste things.
 
teadrinker said:
Among other things, one year I received a vacuum packed smoked trout. This was certainly the oddest gift I've received. But I made a very nice pate out of it.

-T.
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A friend of mine (who lived in Alaska at the time) sent me a vacuum-packed smoked salmon once. No special occasion, just felt like sending a gift. (The shipping cost significantly more than the salmon.)

He knows I'm a vegetarian. He teases me about it regularly.

Fortunately, I had some friends who were happy to take it off my hands. They said it was delicious, and I passed their thanks along to the sender.
 
I think this whole menagerie we call "Christmas" is lame...
 
Once I had a boss who was an avid golfer. As a gag gift I got him "Golf for Dummies." It turned out that the book had some valuable information. The joke was on me. !oops!
 
My Dad got me this horrid Elvis Presley clock, once.

It was made of wood and the size of a full size electric guitar. Painted in a shiny black lacquer glaze, it had a picture of Elvis down by where you'd strum the "strings" and a little clock with gold hands and four Roman numerals right next to it.

Oh, it gets better: Down each fret are letters spelling out "King Lives".

:eek:

You can imagine my forced jovial facial expression opening up this monstrosity on Christmas morn ! Am I an Elvis fan, Dad ? Not really.

And from what garage sale from the 7th circle of Hell did you find this atrocity ?

:lol:

The kicker is, I still have it in my closet. I'm waiting for the perfect person to "re-gift" it to.... :badgrin:
 
Mikami said:
My 'Grandmom' that just passed away like a week ago gave us pencils one year. My brother wonders why I 'took it well' when I heard about her death. :rolleyes:
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wow. so you would have been more upset upon hearing about her death had she given you better christmas presents?
 
Those god awful chia pets. My dad got me one a few years back. Never opened it and never will.
 
Keep it and put it on ebay in 2028 or something.

The original packaging will of course be worth more than what's inside...

[EDIT: OK, now I've got that dang commercial jingle stuck in my brain. Fuck you very much, LOL.]
 
Some shitty cookies and a calendar. Cheap fuck.
 
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