Let me lick that sweet chocolate hole

[StlKj]

Once again you've posted something I would have been better off not having seen.

Bad Matthew, Bad Matthew!

 

[alley]

I think I just prefer clean-natural. Fruit flavors or chocolate---I don't think so.


Isn't deodorant just for covering up...problem areas anyway?

 

[StlKj]

What? Are you a fan of a dirty hole?

I think you just like givin the spankies.

Hmmm, I don't know, never really tried that. Wanna be my test case?

How did I not notice before that you're the next state over from me??

 

[StlKj]

You've never licked butt?

Um, I meant spanking.


And I vowed in the sexual inhibitions thread that I never discuss my sexual experiences on JUB.

Now, if you some day would like to talk about them offline. . .

 

[StlKj]

Too late...the seal has been broken. Everybody is curious about what you do between the sheets. So...no spanking...but you do rim. And obviously if you're gonna put your mouth there then you'll also do the same around front...so I'm comfortable saying you give head.

Hmmm...no spanking...maybe because your hands are otherwise occupied. You're an elbow deep fister, aren't you?

 

[Apollo]

So where do I buy one?

 

[StlKj]

Is it just me, or does the shape of those things pretty much make the date you're getting cleaned for obsolete?

 

[StlKj]

We'll take that as a "yes"

Well, now that I know you can take as well as you give, I'll be filing that information away to be used at a later time.

 

[StlKj]

They look disturbing.

Your avatar is disturbing.



































It's disturbing to me that you're there and not here right now to disturb me more with it.

 

[Puzuzzu]

this reminds me of the "Saw" Movies 0.0

 

[StlKj]

Had to get rid of some that space.

Yesterday you liked it... in the other thread. (chuckling)

Hell, it is fine in any thread!

 

[StlKj]

If those don't...this one might.



But maybe it's too small for some...not naming names.

Careful, my name is Matthew too...you name names, and you're implicating yourself there, Buddy.

 

[StlKj]

Everybody who is on this site right now is horny!.... I think.



Ah right - now cut that out. Starting to feel "a growth" down there!

A growth? Let me know if you need someone to look at that--those can be painful if not taken care of properly.

<------no doctor, but knows a little sumpin' sumpin' about sumpin'

 

[StlKj]

I'd say it's the Matthew that owns this:

They'll know it's you

ROFLMAO You skanky little ho!

I mean, seriously, who the fuck buys something like that???

 

[StlKj]

(hearty chuckling!) its definitely a growth I think you could take care of. No doctor needed. Unless you wanna play doctor, now that's different.

In.

a.

heartbeat.

 

[GL]

is it odd that i giggled at "the guyser?"

 

[StlKj]

I'd find odd anyone who didn't giggle at the title.

 

[StlKj]

I think you meant "where"

Nah, I know "where."



Oops.

 

[StlKj]

Hey...it's the same with straight men wanting a girl's cooch all clean and fresh scented. Actually...we're all thankful for that. There was a girl in class last month that every time she shifted in her seat a funk rose in the air...I think she was on her dot...or maybe she was yeast farming.

*falls out of chair*

*thud*

Send

 

[alley]

*wanders into the thread*

*picks KJ up off the floor and dusts him off*

*kisses him on the temple*

*wanders back out of the thread*

*wanders into thread--takes advantage of KJ and wanders back out*