Let's all circle jerk over the new iPhone 5

[Stoowii]

Damn. Does Apple really make you all butthurt that much? The phone works for me and I like it. All that matters to me.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

Damn. Does Apple really make you all butthurt that much? The phone works for me and I like it. All that matters to me.

I'm not the one camping out in line for two weeks, paying several hundred dollars and getting roped into a 2-year contract over a slightly larger screen and speed.

At this point, Apple could make an iPhone 5R - the exact same thing, but now with a racing stripe! - and the Apple cultists would line up to get cornholed by the ghost of Steve Jobs.

 

[justdra]

Its just another toy/gadget that I enjoy. It's strictly for entertainment, listening to it almost whenever im not in the house and even when i am, lol. I don't get excited over the superbowl or the new cars or the latest HDTV, I like iPhones and accessories. I wont stand outside in line for one though. I got my 4S delivered to my door but if others choose to stand online, like black friday, more power to them. Either way, I will be glad to get one when I can.

 

[Stoowii]

I'm not the one camping out in line for two weeks, paying several hundred dollars and getting roped into a 2-year contract over a slightly larger screen and speed.

At this point, Apple could make an iPhone 5R - the exact same thing, but now with a racing stripe! - and the Apple cultists would line up to get cornholed by the ghost of Steve Jobs.

I understand but you're wasting energy on bashing them. Energy that could be used for yourself. I don't bash other companies. I, myself, didn't stand in line either. Mine was actually just delivered about 20 minutes ago.

*goes to play with new iPhone*

 

[DigitalFudge]

Look at how the haters FLOCK


Phone arriving within the hour

 

[looseliam]

Sooo, did people, like, take-off work to be sure they were there to receive their phone?

 

[DigitalFudge]

IT'S HERE



YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Stoowii]

I'm not butthurt, I just like making fun of Apple enthusiasts.

Time that could be used for on your own. =\

 

[looseliam]

 

[DigitalFudge]

The Processor speed, the wireless speed, the weight, the feel, the screen, the camera I just... I...

 

[pat grimshaw]

^

how eloquent

 

[figjam]

GO BUY ONE, i want my Apple stock to triple in value.....

lol - I hear the Iphone 10 will have teleportation as standard on some networks with IOS12 or later....

 

[DigitalFudge]

The Processor speed, the wireless speed, the weight, the feel, the screen, the camera I just... I...

IT'S HERE



YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Smh. This website just wants to see me fail.

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ I'm happy for you Didge. I won't be getting an Iphone but I got a beautiful MacBook Pro 6 weeks ago and I still love it. It's smooth easy, shiny and twenty times cleverer than me.

 

[Native Son]

Curious to see how it plays out, at the very least.

 

[Native Son]

I'm not butthurt, I just like making fun of Apple enthusiasts.

You bring up an interesting point: is all this ribbing strictly anti-Apple or just generally anti-smartphone? There have been some ambiguous thoughts put forth so far.

How 'bout we declare our current mobile model number when post in this thread from now on?

OK.

Starting with the next person to respond.

Go!

 

[statsguy]

lol - I hear the Iphone 10 will have teleportation as standard on some networks with IOS12 or later....

But thanks to the new "Maps" you may wind up in the wrong galaxy.

 

[Native Son]

Not all of us see these devices as just strictly fun and games.

I find them to be super handy for work as well. Not to the point that I can't live without them, but they certainly make my life whole lot easier. Slowly getting to the point where I might be completely lost without one.

 

[Nishin]

lolz......

 

[justdra]

Smh. This website just wants to see me fail.

Hey Dig, how is the phone so far? Are you experiencing any issues that some others are? WiFi connections issues, easily scratches (i've always had cases), bubblings on the screen, light leaking (heard this about the 4 but didn't experience it).