Let's start the...hit parade of the epic fails of homophobes!

[LandSome80]

One day one of my friends had a heart attack (now he’s fine).
She had a nun in the bed next to her.
This nun, really old, started to babble that gay people are against nature (I think she was reading a newspaper).
When a nurse came in, he heard her and told her that hospitals are unnatural and that her three heart operations were unnatural...
We were trying not to get caught laughing.

 

[LandSome80]

Now your turn

 

[LeicsDom]

Many years ago I was working with a very vocal homophobe
Until one day a colleague caught him giving a blow job in a cottage
That information went round like wild fire
A couple of weeks later he was in a car crash and broke both legs
A crowd of us went to visit him in hospital
We screamed the place down and thoroughly embarrassed him
It tuned out he had a long term boyfriend who worked in the same building as us
We never had any more trouble from him

 

[Peloso]

I worked in a restaurant with a homophobic cook who hated me. He gave me a pretty hard time.

A couple years later I met his son while working in another restaurant.

His son was gay.

 

[LandSome80]

Many years ago I was working with a very vocal homophobe
Until one day a colleague caught him giving a blow job in a cottage
That information went round like wild fire
A couple of weeks later he was in a car crash and broke both legs
A crowd of us went to visit him in hospital
We screamed the place down and thoroughly embarrassed him
It tuned out he had a long term boyfriend who worked in the same building as us
We never had any more trouble from him

WOW!

I worked in a restaurant with a homophobic cook who hated me. He gave me a pretty hard time.

A couple years later I met his son while working in another restaurant.

His son was gay.

I feel bad for the son honestly, my dad is an homophobe too!

 

[Peloso]

WOW

I feel bad for the son honestly, my dad is an homophobe too!

So was mine.

 

[LandSome80]

So was mine.

I could be in the closet and everything but...i mean...i try to destroy this type of mentality

 

[rareboy]

Epic fails?

We were at a restaurant and a table of trash women were apparently disgusted by us.

So we ordered them drinks on the way out with a note that said "I've fucked one of your husbands. Enjoy!'

 

[LeicsDom]

Epic fails?

We were at a restaurant and a table of trash women were apparently disgusted by us.

So we ordered them drinks on the way out with a note that said "I've fucked one of your husbands. Enjoy!'

And the beauty of that is they would never know which one of their husbands it was LOL

 

[LeicsDom]

I just remembered another one.
Not so much an epic fail as a victory for me
I worked in an office and the sales staff were moving in with us
So one day the office manager invited the new guys to come and decide how they wanted their desks, back to the wall or face to the wall
One asshole said, loudly, well if I have to share with that (gesturing to me) then I want my back to the wall
My immediate response was 'Great, honey, cos it ain't your asshole I am interested in'. From that moment on I had no trouble from him

 

[LandSome80]

epic fails?

We were at a restaurant and a table of trash women were apparently disgusted by us.

So we ordered them drinks on the way out with a note that said "i've fucked one of your husbands. Enjoy!'

i just remembered another one.
Not so much an epic fail as a victory for me
i worked in an office and the sales staff were moving in with us
so one day the office manager invited the new guys to come and decide how they wanted their desks, back to the wall or face to the wall
one asshole said, loudly, well if i have to share with that (gesturing to me) then i want my back to the wall
my immediate response was 'great, honey, cos it ain't your asshole i am interested in'. From that moment on i had no trouble from him

wonderful....both wonderful

 

[bendted]

Oh plenty of times. An absolutely delicious example sticks in my mind. A former coworker used to go around spreading rumors about me. He was married with a million kids with several different wives, always talking like he was some kind of conquering stud, so he was straight...but I knew from day one he was queer. One day 3 young guys came in straight out of hot male central casting: glistening sweaty bodies, tank tops with chest hair poking through, sexy and amazing bodies, skimpy revealing shorts and all. I immediately looked over at him and I swear his tongue was hanging out. He was so transfixed and had a forlorn look on his face it was truly beautiful. I reveled at his pain.

 

[LandSome80]

Oh plenty of times. An absolutely delicious example sticks in my mind. A former coworker used to go around spreading rumors about me. He was married with a million kids with several different wives, always talking like he was some kind of conquering stud, so he was straight...but I knew from day one he was queer. One day 3 young guys came in straight out of hot male central casting: glistening sweaty bodies, tank tops with chest hair poking through, sexy and amazing bodies, skimpy revealing shorts and all. I immediately looked over at him and I swear his tongue was hanging out. He was so transfixed and had a forlorn look on his face it was truly beautiful. I reveled at his pain.

Or he will start to 'conquering' them too?

 

[Peloso]

Ted Haggard. I love that story.

Here's some more karma:

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/12/12/11-anti-gay-preachers-who-got-caught-doing-very-gay-things/

https://www.advocate.com/politicians/2018/5/24/18-homophobic-leaders-who-turned-out-be-gay-or-bi#media-gallery-media-19

 

[HoodedRat]

Epic fails?

We were at a restaurant and a table of trash women were apparently disgusted by us.

So we ordered them drinks on the way out with a note that said "I've fucked one of your husbands. Enjoy!'

That's utterly brilliant!

 

[HoodedRat]

I just remembered another one.
Not so much an epic fail as a victory for me
I worked in an office and the sales staff were moving in with us
So one day the office manager invited the new guys to come and decide how they wanted their desks, back to the wall or face to the wall
One asshole said, loudly, well if I have to share with that (gesturing to me) then I want my back to the wall
My immediate response was 'Great, honey, cos it ain't your asshole I am interested in'. From that moment on I had no trouble from him

 

[LandSome80]

omg, I get hard work busy at my job this days and wow I miss a lot of new cool replies!