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Light Bulb Jokes

How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the goverment will charge them 60,000 dollars to learn how to do it.

:)
 
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Four hundred and sixty-two:

1. Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb,

2. Twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,

3. Sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,

4. Thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulb industry,

5. Fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb,

6. Forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear
instead,

7. Two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to
discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
 
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. But they must be really small mice.

-d-
 
Like this?

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How many americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

They get a real kick out of that one in Poland.
 
An oldie but goody (expanding on herry's post)-

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentives.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hot topics forum, tech forum, and requests forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and

what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light bulbs".

16 to say, "I sent you a private message about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and to start it all over again.

{of course, this is not about any particular forum . . .;) }
 
you know, i think you're right, i'm sure this have been poasted before but I cant find the link, could you help me?

I haven't seen it on JUB, but I first saw it on a funnies site a few months ago - this thread prompted me to go get it. Alas, the site is no more - but a quick google revealed many joke sites and forums with it, I just grabbed the first one (changing a word here and there).
 
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