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Bless your cocaine-addled little heart, Ram. The last time you sat on a barstool, you slid all the way to the ground.
On the upside, the rumors about your vagina dentata are completely false. Everyone knows your filthy cooch is far too acidic for teeth. Those things dissolved years ago.
You know
If we managed to get Ram* and Lilbit** in a room with Jasun for like 5 minutes, we could have the resulting porn on x-tube by tomorrow... just saying.
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*/**and a lot of antibiotics, obviously
Bitch, when you were born, your mother asked them to put you back until you were done forming. To be fair, though, that cleft palate makes it a lot easier for you to give blow jobs, with the added novelty of being able to snort cum out your nose with little effort.Bitch, you know there is something seriously wrong with your vagina when your gynecologist is also the local veterinarian.
I heard the last time you queefed the National Hurricane Centre had to give it a name.
This is you:
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Hooker, please. I wouldn't fuck you with Qaddafi's cock.Oh no, no no. I have skin tags on my body that are bigger than his penis.
I don't mind having sex with Lilbit. I don't want my retinas to be capturing any images so it has to be done in the dark. But it can't be any other dark room. It has to be in vacuum. Where light goes to die.
Bitch, when you were born, your mother asked them to put you back until you were done forming. To be fair, though, that cleft palate makes it a lot easier for you to give blow jobs, with the added novelty of being able to snort cum out your nose with little effort.
Maybe Lil'Bit can start nurturing snakes in his/her deformed vajayjay. The yeast is compatible with it
Then they can be set to fight the centipedes![]()
Hooker, please. I wouldn't fuck you with Qaddafi's cock.
