lol? I need your help...

[tonyboy]

Sorry that you are on your own here man....
Not quite sure how girls have helped you shove something up your ass in the past seven months. Seems you should already know what to do when you are hot for a sort of bum fuck.
I'm pretty sure you will figure it out anyway.... so you don't need my help.
Best of luck to you man.
If you want a good fuck then stick with a guy. You are pretty cute btw.
later....

 

[initiallyyours]

That desperate eh? Hmm.

You could always try a hook-up on some site, but meeting up with people is sometimes weird. At least for me.

 

[boredman321]

Hmm... alot of vegetables work... cucumbers, large carrots, Zucchini..etc

dont forget your fingers.... hmmm, an old empty Cone Shape shampoo bottle might work


what ever you use, just make sure you get a tight grip on it!

 

[Jeimuzu]

Problem is that most of the stuff around the house that is penis shaped isn't penis-texture, and hence can rupture your intestines or so I've been told.

Get a boyfriend. Or a dildo

 

[jimm04]

Aimez votre boyfriend à l'envers... Boys who love it in the ass... If you're able to translate... It deals about girls who fuck their boyfriend in the ass !!!

http://sexes.blogs.liberation.fr/agnes_giard/2008/09/le-boyfriend-qu.html

 

[Yves]

dildo fingers or nothing.

Oversized dildos, vegetables or other objects (bottles, etc) have risks. Anal tears or fissures are not a joke. I've seen a few cases that ended up at the ER after using a carrot, oversized cucumber, bottle, etc.

 

[RationalLunacy]

If you live in a country that does not ban ivory, try a walrus tusk.

 

[PrinceOwen]

well u got so many help ideas i will add one a good bottle do it for me some times !!!!!!!

 

[justsimon]

You're dating the wrong girls.