Longest You've Gone Without Secks

[RyanClark08]

3 weeks . . . Thank goodness that's over!

I lost it at 16, and now I'm 20 . . . there was a 3 week gap somewhere in there that I thought nobody would ever want me again.

Phew!

 

[Lefty]

Thats our Moe Moe

He's no hoe though

Pretty and easy

Just not sleasy

You'd best know Joe

Thats our Moe Moe

Gotta treat him classy

If you wanna ride that chassis



Moe

 

[Kester]

A few months.

I got a friend I can call when I've gone to long without some love.

 

[Lefty]

Quick partial recap...

Feta-baby has pulled down a steady shack job and is still delirious so can't say
Enigma says he is real handy
Moe is set to go
Ryan isn't cryin
Kevbo is chewing his pud again (cud maybe?)
Bemused absolutely isn't amused

and that damn lefty is out Trolling again.

Right?

 

[RyanClark08]

Dear goodness, with all due respect, HOW?! I mean, 8 hours is about my maximum wait time . . .

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Dear goodness, with all due respect, HOW?! I mean, 8 hours is about my maximum wait time . . .

YOU Should space your meals about 6 hours apart - not 8 ! oh wait, you're not talking about meals? nevermind.

8 hours? you got some 'splainin' to do Lucy !!!

 

[BlackerCracker]

The longest I have gone without sex is when I moved from Cali to GA, 8 months, no sex at all Took just that long to find a playmate

 

[Yooper]

Under the rights afforded to me under the Fifth Amendment of the United States Constitution, I respectfully refuse to answer the question.

 

[bounder]

About a year.

I haven't done anything sexual with a guy since July of '08.

But that might be changing this upcoming Friday. A guy in my class invited me out to a concert and bought me chocolates as an early Valentine's Day gift. So b/c he's taken in such an interest in me, I might be forced to make the sex with him.

If he buys me dinner, I definitely will have to point my legs towards Jesus.

I'd get you dinner and dessert.

 

[versatastic]

Six and a half weeks. Last April/May I was really busy and slept 4-6 hours a day, way too tired to get it up.

Also, the February before last. Not much going on and kinda busy, no physical contact with another guy for about 3 weeks.

 

[martin6]

I'm a sex camel. I only get really horny about once every couple of months and then I have sex for like a week straight, which lasts me that couple months.

Not that I'd ever turn down a hot guy...

 

[NineOfClubs]

If you mean "Sex", not more than a week or so.

Somehow, someway I can always find it....

 

[kevbo]

Or it finds YOU!

 

[Nomenclature]

SECKS?

Are those the things they put potatoes in???????

Ewwwwwwwwwww, you have secks with potatoes?!

 

[freefall]

Compared to some dudes here, 4 years seem pretty short...

 

[USEDCAR]

3 going on 4 years it been a while i feel like a virgin again

 

[BeMused]

didn't see that the OP included oral as sex. In that case it's been two weeks.

 

[josher]

Probably about a month.

 

[Lefty]

First,
Welcome Blacker Cracker to JUB, Norte Americano style. Always glad to welcome

viable new people to JUB and the U.S.

Second, a nosy question...do you find the practices in our GA gay community

different than yours in Santiago de Cali? Was it the dialect the accent or the

mores of Red Neck America you find more challenging?

Maybe you will get the opportunity to try a sample of CALIfornia,

down to earth and full of mirth for what thats worth.





(oh lefty, you are a muchos mucho malo hombre)

 

[Lefty]

What Elvin....you broke your wrists typing??????????

Get with the newbie I was just teasing he is fairly fresh meat in GEWJA lol