Love is Art

[Corny]

Need a new painting for your bedroom or over the chimney?

How about something like this?

Or like this:
http://www.loveisartkit.com/pages/samples

You just need to "paint" it while fucking in some paint.

Simply put, LOVE IS ART is a kit that comes with everything a couple needs to safely make a tangible piece of abstract expressionistic art while being intimate with each other. What is left is a one of a kind abstract painting that represents that special moment, that can then be stretched, framed and hung on the wall, a reminder of the love that was shared. The kit also provides a unique bonding experience for the couples involved, as they work together as a team to craft their own unique masterpeice.

You can buy a $60 kit for that:

Product details

The LOVE IS ART KIT comes with everything you need to *safely* create a one of a kind, tangible piece of abstract expressionistic art while being intimate with the one you love.
The kit includes; a
> 80" x 90" plastic sheet to protect surfaces
> 54" x 41" specially treated non-allergenic white cotton canvas
> 4oz bottle of specially formulated black, non-toxic, washable paint
> Two pairs of disposable slippers


How it works:
You simply roll the plastic sheet out onto the floor, place the specially treated canvas on top of the plastic sheet, pour the 4oz of specially fomulated paint onto the canvas, and then use your bodies to move the paint around and across the canvas, creating a unique abstract image. Throw the disposable slippers on and walk to the shower or bath to wash each other.

After your one of a kind abstract painting has dried, simply take the canvas to your local art store and have it stretched onto a frame.

Shipping on this product is estimated at 4-10 business day.

http://www.loveisartkit.com/products/love-is-art-kit

Happy fucking

 

[AlmondMilk]

It sounds fun ;D

A nice "project" to do as a couple.

 

[Ram]

*hangs a blank white canvas and cries in a corner*

 

[Ram]

If you are going to have sex with a large, fat person, don't buy that shit and just hang a black canvas.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Happy fucking

or untidy da spaces ins pics

titters

oh ma gads everythang upside down!
' was ma foot gon did it '
which one?
' ooh now dat a Q

any folk of spaces livin defo wanna fuck a bit

nah they very nice not wanna start 10 million post discuss on how ya wear ya furniture giggulls

ha

 

[Ram]

And imagine you go home and find that exact painting on your parent's living room wall.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

If I had had the kit last Saturday, my painting would have been titled "Bareback Party for Five with Piss Poppers Coke and E" ...

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

titlered

glass a milk















thankyou

organic milk

 

[rareboy]

*hangs a blank white canvas and cries in a corner*

More like a swirl of crimson and the musky perfume of clean sweat and ramseed. We all know the truth.

If you are going to have sex with a large, fat person, don't buy that shit and just hang a black canvas.

Thinking that, but also pondering the introduction of bacon and deep fried butter for a mixed media approach.

And imagine you go home and find that exact painting on your parent's living room wall.

And bingo.

I now realize they were just ahead of the curve as it were. I'm sorry I sold it when we moved them into the Home.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

To me it looks like someone should have burned the sheets when they were done.

 

[swerve]

I LIKE IT!!!

Although, I have to admit -- they look like Rorschach images...

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

if see connection

livin sspace a no people just furniture ans da picture splots is

if url no work bugga

anyway

art is a ironics

too much thinkin OON NOOO



anyway happy day in da fields with sweet buttaflys

 

[freefall]

I thought we were talking about these kind of interior design

With lots of pink, red, and hearts