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lyconthrope...

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn, "What shall we do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the unholy abomination," says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican, this morning" says Sister Helen.

Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.

"Er... show him your cross?" says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and shouts,... "Get off my fucking car!"
 
lyconthrope said:
"Er... show him your cross?" says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn as she opens the window and shouts,... "Get off my fucking car!"
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:rotflmao:

Two gays were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at one of the gays, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and ravished him.
The gay was rushed to hospital and put into intensive care.
Three days later visitors were allowed to see him for the first time and his gay pal came in with chocolates and a bunch of grapes
"Did it hurt?", asked the pal
"Did it hurt? Oh yes it hurt! Three days now. He never called, he never phoned, and he never even sent flowers!"
 
Kamekateka said:
:rotflmao:

Two gays were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo. The gorilla took one look at one of the gays, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and ravished him.
The gay was rushed to hospital and put into intensive care.
Three days later visitors were allowed to see him for the first time and his gay pal came in with chocolates and a bunch of grapes
"Did it hurt?", asked the pal
"Did it hurt? Oh yes it hurt! Three days now. He never called, he never phoned, and he never even sent flowers!"
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:=D: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


lol this is very quickly turning into the filthy joke thread i started a while back


keep it up!
 
OK

It has come to my attention that people do not like this thread....."too much straight flirting"......geeze! calm yourselves! its just a little fun.


oh and if you dont like whats in a thread, feel free NOT to post in it, just cos YOUR not having fun with is doesnt mean WE cant either
 
Kamekateka said:
You amuse me in more ways then one *|* :badgrin: ;)

I eat fish!

I would love to try your passion fruit :D! How about a little chocolate sauce drizzled on it?
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hehehe oh really? maybe you should come on over and give me a little more detail on that

hehehe eats fish but not meat....I know someone else like that

mmmmmmmmmmmm white chocolate, my favourite
 
lyconthrope said:
hehehe oh really? maybe you should come on over and give me a little more detail on that

hehehe eats fish but not meat....I know someone else like that

mmmmmmmmmmmm white chocolate, my favourite
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I would definitely be my pleasure :badgrin:!

Some nice melted white chocolate dripping all over your body. I would have to lick it all off very very very slowly just to be sure I got it all :p! :twisted: ;)
 
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