Lying About Being Gay?

[G-Lexington]

>>>Prior to this the supposed gay one told me he liked my "shake", whatever the fuck that means?

You know. That thing that brings all the boys to the yard?

Creepy Guy wasn't trying to conduct a science experiment. Back in the 1960s, he would have suggested that you check out the Coke machine. In other words, "leave so I can hit on your friend without you cockblocking me".

Lex

 

[sunoftheskye]

This is why I hate it when the straights invade gay clubs.

 

[swarley]

my friend thought it would be funny if he tried to set me up with a straight guy at a party because the guy was being annoying and they wanted him to leave. I don't really talk to him that much any more. for some reason straight people think this is a funny thing to do.

 

[bluepheonix]

>>>Prior to this the supposed gay one told me he liked my "shake", whatever the fuck that means?

You know. That thing that brings all the boys to the yard?

I dont have milkshake, but I still think all the boys should come to the yard.

This is why I hate it when the straights invade gay clubs.

So true, I was sitting next an acquaintance in class one time and he was talking generally to the people behind me. Anyways he was talking about how he likes going to gay bars, because you dont have to worry about all the bullcrap that goes on in normal bars (I don't quite know what he meant by that). Then he said that he's fine with the gay people, as long as they dont kiss infront of him... and I was like, where the hell do you get off *deathstare*

This same person (not knowing I was gay) later had a conversation in which I was present, talking about how he has a few gay friends, and he has no problem with them, and turns to me and says "isnt this the bit where you roll your eyes and walk away", why yay, o' champion of liberal causes he.

 

[bluepheonix]

2. Kelis' song 'Milkshake':

My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the recipe, but i would have to demand compensation.

lol urban dictionary

 

[sunoftheskye]

But I am guy, I am incapable of having a milkshake. And I was a total cockblock, because the guy was ugly and creepy. He didn't end up getting me to move though, so if that really was the plan... he failed.

When he referred to your shake, I'm going to assume he was talking about your dancing (which doesn't make sense if he was supposedly straight...but I guess he was fucking with you). The MILKshake Kelis was referring to, I believe, was a blow job.

 

[drhladnjak]

And I was a total cockblock, because the guy was ugly and creepy. He didn't end up getting me to move though, so if that really was the plan... he failed.

Just be happy you took one for your friend. Sure, he was a jerk but better he was a jerk to you than went home with your friend, right?

 

[flipsddude]

I really don't think it was some elaborate plan to get me away from my friends.

1- They were not smart enough to come up with something like that.
2- I let them dance with all of them at the start, then we just went elsewhere. It was not till later till I cockblocked.

Brittany and I made up a chant after that night, "Boys Boys are no fun, they are just poison for everyone."

dude! there's an 18+ gay club is san diego? where at?!

 

[flipsddude]

jk. nm. i overlooked that you were at a straight club. silly me. what club were you guys at?