mad as a hatter

[Andreus]

​

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.​

`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'​

`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.​

`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'​

Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on` And how do you know that you're mad?'​

`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grant that?'​

`I suppose so,' said Alice.​

`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'​

 

[chatolandia]

<-- she's mad... and I am having tea... therefore


Time to up the dosage

 

[SpankThePony]

Actualy
Don't dogs wag their tail when they are confused or conflicted in some way?

Master is home! Yay! Master is home! Yay!
Now is there any reason master would give out to me.... is there any reason master would give out to me....
*wag*
*wag*
*wag*
*wag*




and Alice is clearly mad.
She conceaded right away that dogs aren't mad!
That is undoubtedly crazy.

 

[Andreus]

Actualy
Don't dogs wag their tail when they are confused or conflicted in some way?

Master is home! Yay! Master is home! Yay!
Now is there any reason master would give out to me.... is there any reason master would give out to me....
*wag*
*wag*
*wag*
*wag*




and Alice is clearly mad.
She conceaded right away that dogs aren't mad!
That is undoubtedly crazy.

Nonsense!' said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the Queen was silent.​

The King laid his hand upon her arm, and timidly said `Consider, my dear: she is only a child!'​

​

 

[Andreus]

<-- she's mad... and I am having tea... therefore


Time to up the dosage

'Curiouser and curiouser!' cried Alice.​

 

[slobone]

My cat wags his tail when he's happy and sings when he's not. Go figure.

 

[Andreus]

My cat wags his tail when he's happy and sings when he's not. Go figure.

`A cat may look at a king,' said Alice. `I've read that in some book, but I don't remember where.'

`Tut, tut, child!' said the Duchess. `Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.' And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice's side as she spoke.​

 

[SpankThePony]

Don't trust cats.
They aren't half as mad as they claim to be.

 

[Andreus]

Don't trust cats.
They aren't half as mad as they claim to be.

`I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; `and the moral of that is--Be what you would seem to be--or if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.'

`I think I should understand that better,' Alice said very politely, `if I had it written down: but I can't quite follow it as you say it.'

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, Geneva]`That's nothing to what I could say if I chose,' the Duchess replied, in a pleased tone.[/FONT]​

 

[chatolandia]

Don't trust cats.
They aren't half as mad as they claim to be.

You haven't seen <-- trying to hunt the zebras on the Discovery Channel


Or enraptured when watching the Blue Planet special

 

[Andreus]

You haven't seen <-- trying to hunt the zebras on the Discovery Channel


Or enraptured when watching the Blue Planet special

The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast, screamed `Off with her head! Off--'​

 

[SpankThePony]

You haven't seen <-- trying to hunt the zebras on the Discovery Channel


Or enraptured when watching the Blue Planet special

That's not crazy! that's a lack of understanding!
Try explaining to your cat that it's not really something it can hunt, but only an image on a screen is language your cat can understand.

Crazy on the other hand is a dog chasing birds (and airplanes) that fly over head.

 

[chatolandia]

The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast, screamed `Off with her head! Off--'​

That's my favorite part!

Off with her head!

 

[chatolandia]

That's not crazy! that's a lack of understanding!
Try explaining to your cat that it's not really something it can hunt, but only an image on a screen is language your cat can understand.

Crazy on the other hand is a dog chasing birds (and airplanes) that fly over head.

What about a cat singing when seeing a bird!

 

[Ramindra]

"Somebody broke my mirror!"

 

[Ramindra]

I have a wardrobe you might be interested in.

I had enough trouble getting out of the last wardrobe. I don't think I want to go back, thank you.

 

[buzzj]

I'm rather enjoying this exchange!

 

[Rand]

`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'