Magic Penis,Fruits,Colors Of The Rainbow And Donuts

[Marco Sensual]

If for some magical reasons men have to change the color of their penis because they can t have sex anymore with their natural color of their penis.If men would like to have sex they would have to choose a color for their penis.Men would have to choose a fruit taste for their penis.If men wants to keep their natural color they can but they will not be able to have erection and cum.If men chosen a color for their penis it would be possible for them to have sex.Its not all your body that would have to change color its only your penis that would have a color.The rest of your body would stay with your natural skin color.When you will piss your piss would be the same color of the penis color you have chosen.

Men would have also to choose the color for their cum.But cum will taste cum.Only their penis will taste like the fruit they chosen.

Men would have to eat donuts if they wants to cum.If you don t eat donuts you would be able to have a erection but not be able to cum.You need to eat at least 1 donut to cum.If you eat 2 donuts you would cum 2 times.If you eat 3 donuts you would cum 3 times.If you eat 4 donuts you would cum 4 times.More you eat donuts more you would be able to cum.Each week you would have to buy donuts.At least if you want to have sex.Keep in mind that you can t cum without eating donuts.You can eat the savor donuts you want.Chocolat donuts,caramel donuts whatever the donuts.

Choose carefully because the color of your penis,cum and fruit taste penis you would choose because you would have them forever.

If it was really like that and you have no choice for choosing a coloured penis.

What would be the color of your penis and balls.

You have these choices.

Blue

Red

Yellow

Green

Orange

What would be the color of your cum?

You have these choices.It can be different of the color of your penis.

Bleu

Red

Yellow

Green

Orange

If your penis would taste like a fruit what fruit you penis would taste?

You have these choices.

Watermelon

Strawberry

Apple

Grapes

Raspberry

Banana

Lemon

What donut you will eat before having sex?

 

[Soilwork]

OK... HOW the fuck do you come up with this stuff?

Like... I mean... it's like a late 60s Beatles album played backwards.

 

[woaini]

Yeah, wild imagination~

My penis would be RED

My cum would be Blue

And it tastes just like watermelom~~

 

[star-warrior]

Mine is like a lava lamp.

 

[twardmo]

ok my penis would be red
and my cum would be bleu (because i think that's some sort of cheese)
and it would taste like watermelon (because watermelon is succulent and juicy just like, well.... unlike, you know...... the red thing)
and do i have to eat a donut, can't i eat a bagel instead?

 

[Marco Sensual]

My man and me wanted to do a funny thread.

Its funny.

We want to know if men have to choose these things what you would choose.

 

[JakeBequette]

What would be the color of your penis and balls.

Orange


What would be the color of your cum?

Blue


If your penis would taste like a fruit what fruit you penis would taste?

Watermelon


What donut you will eat before having sex?

Blueberry!
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[woaini]

ok my penis would be red
and my come would be bleu (because i think that's some sort of cheese)
and it would taste like watermelon (because watermelon is succulent and juicy just like well.... unlike, you know...... the red thing)

Oh, we have exact same choices~~

 

[anemieasy]

Wordy can live wherever he likes, but he has two known permanent addresses - an orbiting space station called Wordlab 1 (telephone number: Space 2001) and a business called Wordy's Word Workshop, the location of which is known, but I'm keeping it a secret.

 

[Joshua_me]

Like... I mean... it's like a late 60s Beatles album played backwards.

I buried Paul.

 

[Marco Sensual]

Yeah, wild imagination~

My penis would be RED

My cum would be Blue

And it tastes just like watermelom~~

Everybody have imagination.

My man asked these questions to straight men.Most of them were saying that they would have a blue penis,green cum and their penis would taste like lime.They would eat 3 donuts.

My man asked these questions to gay men.Most of them were saying that they would have a red penis,blue cum and their penis would taste like apple.They would eat 4 donuts.

 

[Croynan]

What about donuts with jelly in it?

that is funny. well done.



eM.

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[NedNickerson]

Now, I'm craving a glazed donut...

 

[Kulindahr]

Well, since I want my cum to be raspberry...
My penis had better be raspberry red -- though what I'd really want is leaf-green dick and raspberry-red head
And I'll have a standing order for a "Safeway dozen" (=14) donuts a day.

First I'd better have some buddies with benefits, and/or a bf, though, or those donuts are going to add pounds!

 

[Joshua_me]

If your penis were a tree, what sort of tree would it be ?

 

[Joshua_me]

^ Maybe a spreading poiniana with a brigh red crown.

...It's bright red crown throbbing and aching for sweet release.....

 

[Shepherd 2]

Or might it be why so many
donuts are eaten by policemen?
Shep+

What about donuts with jelly in it?

 

[LarsVenice]

What would be the color of your penis and balls.

Blue

What would be the color of your cum?

Green

If your penis would taste like a fruit what fruit you penis would taste?

Strawberry

What donut you will eat before having sex?

Beignet, if I must. I hate donuts. I would rather have a cream puff filled with chocolate hazelnut custard.

 

[Qosmonauty]

LOL, I'd desire a purple penis (so purple people eaters could enjoy sucking my cock), my cum purple (yeah, I like purple - I even eat purple potatoes), and the taste would be concord grape. Doughnut of choice, cream-filled donut.

I know purple wasn't provided as a choice, but that is my color of choice