make me feel better

[davy]

okay, so yours truly doesn't get to graduate this year

tell me a joke, tell me something interesting, i don't care... just make me stop feeling sorry for myself.

 

[ZERO_Akira]

I don't know any good jokes or anything interesting, but I'd like you to know you're not alone. I'm always there for people in need. *hugs*

 

[Theyoungman]

Let me make you feel better.

I failed 11th grade twice in a row and gave up on school... That was a few months ago.

But I will try finishing in night school or something

 

[looseliam]

What's the difference between a fridge and a fag?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Anyhoo, chin-up. Is there any way to appeal??

 

[taccky]

have a chocol8

 

[ajax49]

What's the difference between a microwave oven and anal sex?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat.


If you really want to, you'll graduate next year. Accept the disapointment and find ways to enjoy the holidays.

 

[dw8038r2]

Look at it this way, you won't have to start repaying your student loans immediately.

I know about them--I'll be paying mine until the day I die, really.

Chin up and good luck, seriously.

 

[Riverrick]

When I was little my best friend's name was Dave.

 

[irish1]

You're smart, you're funny, you're gorgeous, and hot as hell.



Good things come to those who wait. Be patient; it will be worth the wait.

 

[luminum]

Oh thank God, one more year to chill out and enjoy college(?)

I'd gladly stay another year, man.

 

[Croynan]

Davy, t'is over and done with. Let it go. A New Year is coming as is a new semester.
You can and will accomplish your goal.

so says the local village idiot and a friend.

eM.

 

[davy]

thank you guys!

i missed graduation by four percentage points. which means that i have to wait until next december to graduate.

i know it's my own goddamned fault and i'm only mad that i'm still fucking here!!! i don't want to be in this student situation anymore. i want a real job, i want some actual income, i'm stick and tired of living like a kid


*sigh*

tommorrow i'll call la familia and let them know that graduation's canceled next week. that's gonna be fun.

 

[TaigaStar]

I had to stay an extra semester for a free elective... don't feel too bad.

Did you hear about the two pretzels walking down the street? One was assaulted. (say it aloud)

 

[phoneguy2]

I tried to think of a good joke but couldn't.

I then thought of ways to cheer you up and came up with this.

If the thought of receiving a life sized nude picture of me doesn't have you rolling on the floor in hysterics, nothing will.

Cheer up, my friend, Just remember you will get that many more changes to gaze at the student bodies.

Wally

 

[davy]

...
If the thought of receiving a life sized nude picture of me doesn't have you rolling on the floor in hysterics, nothing will.
...

why don't you do it and let me be the judge of that.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

How about a recent picture of me? It really does make people laugh, oh wait a minute no it doesn't it leaves people heading for the toilet.

But hopefully a hug is better than a joke.

 

[davy]

Wouldst care for some tea?

yes, but only if you'll drink with me.

How about a recent picture of me? It really does make people laugh, oh wait a minute no it doesn't it leaves people heading for the toilet.

But hopefully a hug is better than a joke.

wow!!! two pictures offering naughty (atleast i hope naughty) pics.

maybe i should experience heart tearing dissapointments more often.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

I've always felt things happen for the best, even if we don't think so at the time.
Maybe you'll meet someone you wouldn't have met. Perhaps you'll have a life changing (improving) experience.
If you only have to repeat one course, maybe you could take some others that will better prepare you for the next level of training.
I realize it must be a great disappointment but inevitably some good may come out of it.