make me feel better

[highwindcaleb]

lol. i gave a cup of soda to a friend. not a cup you'd pay for, it was a water cup... they were looking for something to fire me for... i have done it before in front of the managers that did it. i guess i was an example...

and i dont let just anyone fondle me

 

[Lefty]

Caleb gets $2.00 a fondle,

$3.50 per grope.

Amusement tax not included

Group rates upon request.

 

[walkingonsnow]

Aw..... you got fired. Sorry to hear that.

Come to my country, I'll take you on an Escapade
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFX3gQHIroU[/ame]


>>>> We'll have a good time, leaving your worries behind!!

 

[highwindcaleb]

Caleb gets $2.00 a fondle,

$3.50 per grope.

Amusement tax not included

Group rates upon request.

so i already have a new career? WHOO HOO!!!

 

[highwindcaleb]

Q: How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?
A: She read her own lips


Now this is the good part. I made up the second half of this joke . . .


Q: How did Helen Keller realize she was a lesbian?
A: She read someone else's




Sorry to hear you lost your job ;-(

bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Geoffboyardee]

OK so this is a seaman joke.

A captain is driving(?) a boat and all of a sudden, his first mate runs in and exclaims,"Captain! Captain! There's an enemy ship on our radar!"

The captain responds with, "OK then, get me my red shirt." So after they destroy ship the first mate asks, "Captain, why did you ask for your red shirt?"

So the captain responds, "Well, if I was to be injured, then the blood would blend in with my shirt, nobody would notice, and the war would continue."

After some undetermined amount of time later, the first mate runs back, proclaiming, "Captain! Captain! There's 20 enemy ships on our radar!"

And so the captain responds, "Alright then, get me my brown pants."
_________________________________________________________

Anyway, I hope you find a new job that you enjoy soon. Who knows, maybe its for the better? Just keep a positive mind.

If you do good things, then good things will be done for you. That's Karma bitch.

 

[FanofFiction]

My cousin told me a dumb one the other day-

1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
2: To rape you.
1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1. The chicken.

 

[chrisrobin]

There were two guys walking down the street and they happened to notice a dog licking himself.
The first guy says, "gee I wish I could do that." The second guy says, "I don't know if he'd let you."

Easy for me to say... but this is the absolute worst time to go job hunting. You should have better luck after the First. Hang in there.

 

[FanofFiction]

At least you don't have to work on New Years!!

 

[asianguys]

awww, here's a knock nock.

knock knock

 

[FanofFiction]

Who's there?

 

[strangepoetry]

My cousin told me a dumb one the other day-

1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
2: To rape you.
1: Knock knock.
2: Who's there?
1. The chicken.

I think that's dumb....If by dumb you mean--Hilarious!

 

[JOHN B]

Yes, you lost your job, but at least you did not do this to your parents car.....

 

[Lefty]

Damn it John,

that back fail org or whatever just cost me 30 minutes

 

[JOHN B]

Do you mean

http://failblog.org/

yeah...it is quite funny!

 

[Lefty]

And a time ravaging
monster fucking
attention whore


Thx for that.