Make me LOL* and I'll reveal shocking secrets...

[bw92116]

 

[bankside]

I just farted.





(I'm assuming the bar is set pretty low here...)

 

[Telstra]

.
ahhh ...... how old is this song ?

 

[star-warrior]

I heard you wanted one of these new Apple devices too. I'm sure you'll know how to use one.

 

[bankside]

I'm assuming you're still LOLling from my earlier witticism. When you've recovered your breath, please do post the secrets. Yes I could go look them up but I can't be arsed as they say overseas.

 

[RonR18]

Needs moar funny.

Here ya go...

 

[LilBit]

IGB, in all the years we've been married, I never ONCE cheated on you.

 

[backagain]

IGB, in all the years we've been married, I never ONCE cheated on you.

Only twice or soooooo.

 

[LilBit]

^Hush your mouth, woman!

 

[backagain]

^Hush your mouth, woman!

We all know you spread those legs more on a weekly basis than a gynecologist on a yearly basis.
The words out.

 

[RonR18]

So I guess your "EEK!" emoticon means you freaked out instead of LOLing? If so, how about if I post a pic of Quasar and Bender as a hairy ape couple, arm in arm...would that be good for a chuckle? Of course, I'd have to get their permission first, and I might need you to lobby them as well.

 

[LilBit]

I lol'd.

Where's my shocking secret?

 

[star-warrior]

I figured you read them all by now?

I think I found your dirty little secret! Its so shocking.

 

[LilBit]

I figured you read them all by now?

I thought you'd make up a juicy one for me. :~(

 

[LilBit]

I don't like you any more, you lying cunt. I want another divorce.

 

[LilBit]

I still want a divorce, but for different reasons.

Whose blood was it, BTW?

 

[Ram]

 

[LilBit]

The Chinaman's, I think.

I believe the preferred nomenclature is Asian-American, Dude.