Man marries a videogame

[TickTockMan]

Man marries a videogame
by Ben Silverman

November 23 3:24 P.M.

I now pronounce you husband and what?!

In another sign that the world is about to collapse, multiple blogs are reporting that a fan of the Nintendo DS dating sim Love Plus (you know, the really creepy one) liked his virtual lady so much that he decided to marry her. For real.

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/man-marries-a-videogame/1376577

I hope one day our love can be as real as theirs.

 

[Ram]

Thank god he didn't ruin sanctity of marriage by marrying one of the Mario brothers.

 

[sexsomniac]

So where does he gonna stick his weewee at bedtime.

 

[ChickenGuy]

^^^ lol, good video - you should have seen me when I got the Elder Scrolls III....

btw, for their honeymoon, the happy couple went here....

Well I suppose I would be remiss in not mentioning that I did have a degree of attachment to my guys when I was playing The Sims and The Sims 2. I guess it comes from not having much of a social life.

 

[Ram]

So where does he gonna stick his weewee at bedtime.

No peepee involved. His wife was impressed by the size of his stylus.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Thank god he didn't ruin sanctity of marriage by marrying one of the Mario brothers.

I used to jerk off to the Mario from this show in the 90s...

 

[Paws]

It's fake and it's Boing Boing anyway, so it sucks by definition.

 

[braex27]

That is just creepy. Very creepy.

 

[GamerBear]

I used to jerk off to the Mario from this show in the 90s...

He was indeed hot, I will miss him.

 

[GamerBear]

^^^ Still around, still smokin'

Not Mario as the character but the actor. Though Mario is indeed a hot character to think about. He has been played by some hot looking actors like Bob Hoskins, mmmm juicy.

 

[GamerBear]

Yeah Mario Lopez, he's still around

lol Mario Lopez was the last person who I thought of when I was thinking Mario.

 

[frankfrank]

Thank god he didn't ruin sanctity of marriage by marrying one of the Mario brothers.

 

[GamerBear]

O crap am I missing something?

I have a weird browser and operating system so I might not see everything on the page.

Maybe the video?

 

[GM1985]

It's people like this who show addiction to anything is possible, sure having fun in make believe worlds is perfectly fine, but when your feelings start to manifest themselves in these make believe worlds it's time to call out the mental health act!

People like this remind me of the mental instability that is usually observed in serial killers and the like!