Man_Period, No Tampax needed

[cbros1]

i really dont care if it gets dirty. Sex is better if it's just spontaneous..

Agreed. Sometimes sex just happens.

 

[Give-It-2Me]

Ohh no im late.

 

[hottmale4male]

hahah yeahh...what about right after anal when like you shit out or shart (fart shit) lube? can that be called something haha

 

[Raincoat Massacre]

Umm eww? lol Potty talk its like being in third grade again...YAY! lol

 

[Give-It-2Me]

hahah yeahh...what about right after anal when like you shit out or shart (fart shit) lube? can that be called something haha

OMG that made me laugh so loud

 

[Gengar7s]

When I read the title I thought they were talking about the real man period where we get all moody. Especially when I saw the No Tampax Needed Part cause I'm always telling my friend "Men have periods, we get just as bitchy & crazy as you, we just don't bleed."

 

[GimmeADolla85]

When I read the title I thought they were talking about the real man period where we get all moody. Especially when I saw the No Tampax Needed Part cause I'm always telling my friend "Men have periods, we get just as bitchy & crazy as you, we just don't bleed."

That's what I thought as well. There's always a certain range of days ( always the middle of the third week, beginning of the fourth week of a month ) that I get fucking apeshit, annoyed and irritable - for nothing.

 

[Rex]

Man period refers to that time of day when a bottom or verse bottom has to go number 2. Its the time when the bottom doesn't really have unload earliers breakfast, but he knows that he could go if he wanted to but there is no rush.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Question is how do you feel about having sex while seeing your man period?

Never had this happen but sounds fucking disgusting.

As a top how do feel when you pull out and its painted brown?

Again, never had this happen before, probably because I'm not too big on anal, but if it did I'd be disgusted and pissed off that the person I was fucking didn't clean themselves.

As a bottom how do you feel when you see his penis with a top coat of brown?

Do you have sex while on your man period or do you tell your top that you can't have sex now because you have potty build up?

Still don't know what a man period is.

These are real concerns because, a friend of mine just got dumped last night by his top. He told the top that now wasn't the best time to have sex given it was his time of the day. The top insisted and after sex the top got mad at the bottom because his penis was covered in poop.

Wow. That's pretty gross dude.

My friend was embarassed, and said he won't have sex again.

Tell him to clean his asshole.

 

[UncutGuy1986]

I just take a tub bath and eat lightly. There nothing like rimming a dirty asshole and having that shit taste on your tounge.

 

[PhoenixInferno]

Very interesting and funny topic... lol

But I have a question. How do people be aware of when their "man periods" are going to occur? I thought they just come then and there.

Do you count what day in a week you do your business or what? Seems a little weird and stupid, but I'm curious.

 

[Danugh]

Still don't know what a man period is.

Woman say, "its that time of the month" when they are seeing their period.


First only a bottom has a man period.

A man period is when a bottom simply has to poop.

So he tells his top that he cant have sex because i am seeing my period.

The top will then know that his bottom has to go potty. If the top still enters his bottom he cant be upset if he is painted.

 

[PhoenixInferno]

Woman say, "its that time of the month" when they are seeing their period.


First only a bottom has a man period.

A man period is when a bottom simply has to poop.

So he tells his top that he cant have sex because i am seeing my period.

The top will then know that his bottom has to go potty. If the top still enters his bottom he cant be upset if he is painted.

lol nice... wouldn't have explained it better

 

[smoothebottom]

Although this hasnt happened in a while (since everytime my hookup comes to my place its prearranged) I do feel like shit (pun intended) when it happens.

I feel like if I coulda been more into it, it wouldnt have happened. Like, if I hadn't eaten that last meal, even though I was starving, this wouldnt have happened. Damn me for not starving myself!

What I usually do, is ten minutes before getting to my home, I go for a bm, and later play with my vibrator to make sure anything left over is removed. Plus, it gets me ready for the real thing.

 

[Telstra]

ooh ok, i didn't read the whole thread.

So too much anal sex create loose ass holes for poo poo leaking everywhere?
Thats why i still have not found a g-spot yet.

 

[HornyHenry]

I've fucked a few shitty assholes including my ex. A couple of bottoms would actually suck my dick clean right after I withdrew before I could say anything. All the others I had to take a shower to wash off my dick or let them wash it off.
I'm glad I saved any kissing until after my first full fuck/suck sessions with anyone in case the dude was into rimming, sucking dicks clean, etc.
Many bottoms consider it a failing if they leave their shit on our dicks.

This was all in the days before AIDS so barebacking was the norm back then.

 

[Lefty]

All the pathetic terms like mangina and man period et cetera don't change
the simple fact that a rectum is designed to extrude bowel movements. Any other utilization of the body part is going to have ramifications. Get real...get inured or get out.

Vagina were designed as multi-purpose. On occasion there will be residue or an advance warning of an impending event. Enter at your own risk.

In either scenario the "Stick-or" has to be willing to accept the results of his actions towards the "Stick-ee".

If you don't like the shitty...stick with the clitty would seem like an appropriate rejoinder. (light humour)

Personally I find this thread nauseating but still somewhat informative. It has convinced me of no Ifs, no Ands or especially NO BUTTS......wheres the fucking Charmin when you need it?

 

[clicker]

I just take a tub bath and eat lightly. There nothing like rimming a dirty asshole and having that shit taste on your tounge.

Are you serious?! That is disgusting and dangerous.