Lol ... well, curiosity won over my foolish pride. I received a letter from young master padawan, Joey on Friday, and I've been debating all weekend over whether to just have it stamped, "Return to Sender," as I did his last letter. At 5:30 this morning, I literally "Laugh Out Loud" at his line, "I know that you're in love with me, but bro, I ain't gay." He also made mention of how his baby mama mistress is intensively jealous of me, so he wants to keep our friendship on the "down-low." Dude, I've been out of the closet for 7 years, and I am not going to go back into it for anyone, even if you are Nev Schulman or Zac Efron!
I have one video clip of him sloppily blowing me, as he refused to record me expertly blowing him. Thankfully, Liz never saw that, as she has her panties in a bunch over the nude selfies Joey sent me (soft to hard). To this day, I can't believe that he's never had someone swallow his spunk other than me. I consider that to be my just reward for a [blow] job well done!!! Lol ... he hates that I continue to suck until I suck him back to hard for Round Two!
He thinks that I blocked him per his attempts to call me collect from jail. We still have over $7.00 on that account ($0.50-a-minute), but I just choose to ignore his calls. His last not one, not two, but three phone call rants of him screaming at me, "Do not call, do not write, keep your F***ing money, and just stay out of my life!" still sting. Lol ... his canteen account must be close to "$0.00" ... he had his mom call me, and I replied, "Sorry, woman, it's a no-go per Joey; he burnt this bridge!"
Between us, yes, I do love him, and I always will, but that is a far cry from being IN LOVE with him! I love him enough to let him go. His first wife (mother of his first child) is into me for $240, as times are indeed rough all over. I will always help those in need when I can; I give, because I know what it's like to not have! His cash cow is no longer talking to him, and Joey is desperate. I used to give him a $100-a-month, but now I am keeping my "F***ing money!!!"
Liz has broken up with him, got herself a new man, and now he wants to be my best friend again. Sorry, dude, but I am not a fem-boy slave catering to your every whim! In hindsight, I wish that I didn't open and read that letter. Our poor Joey is confused, bisexual, and too needy. I have a 7 y.o. son - I don't need a 31 y.o. one! I am half-tempted to write him back, but I know that my words will be scornful, so silence is golden. He ended his letter, knowing full well that the jail staff would read it before sending that he'd pose for 50 pix, if it meant getting my friendship back! Lol ... he's too funny, and I do miss him.
Pffft ... married straight guys ... wow, total drama!!!