Marvtha like Britney....TOXIC!

[marvtha]

Hey Marvtha! Elvis and I are about to go out and shake some bootie! After playing with my new toy, I need to do a little shakin'

what's this new "toy" you speak of????????

 

[twardmo]

ANEROS!!!

what's this new "toy" you speak of????????

 

[marvtha]

ANEROS!!!

T MO!!!

is this aneros you speak of new to jub???????
never heard of him!
and why is G MO playing with them like a toy??????
marvtha have to have a couple mimosa's to clear head!

 

[Christopher123]

and why is G MO playing with them like a toy??????

You don't wanna know.

 

[marvtha]

You don't wanna know.

good morning TOPHER!
marvtha having mimosa's out on the lanai if you care to join me!

 

[Christopher123]

Well it's a little early for that.

How about some orange juice instead?

Wait, what's a mimosa?

lol

 

[gmoney]

You don't wanna know.

shhhhh! (keep Marvtha guessing!)

 

[marvtha]

Well it's a little early for that.

How about some orange juice instead?

Wait, what's a mimosa?

lol

well it is orange juice sweetie then you just add a little somethin' somethin'
to it!!!!!!
some people add champagne but marvtha on fixed income so it's whatever i can wrestle up!

 

[marvtha]

shhhhh! (keep Marvtha guessing!)

G MO!!!!!
who's this aneros guy you been usin as a play toy?!?!
he got a big pickle?
send him my way...marvtha's 'hoo ha' needs filling!

 

[gmoney]

G MO!!!!!
who's this aneros guy you been usin as a play toy?!?!
he got a big pickle?
send him my way...marvtha's 'hoo ha' needs filling!

um. . . Marvtha, I don't think aneros will help you any!

 

[Christopher123]

shhhhh! (keep Marvtha guessing!)

Will do!

well it is orange juice sweetie then you just add a little somethin' somethin'
to it!!!!!!
some people add champagne but marvtha on fixed income so it's whatever i can wrestle up!

Champagne and orange juice?

lol

 

[marvtha]

um. . . Marvtha, I don't think aneros will help you any!

you just want to keep him all to yourself!!!!
marvtha got her freaky finger to keep me happy!!!!

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Marvtha, I beleive I found your uterus.
It dropped out in the bar the other night and you dragged it halfway to the door before it broke loose.
Being the lady that you are, you feigned not noticing the loss.
It's covered in sawdust and some guys were playing soccer with it too, but it looks as OK as a uterus can look.
If you don't claim it in 24 hours, I'm putting it on EBay.
You are my inspiration.

 

[marvtha]

Marvtha, I beleive I found your uterus.
It dropped out in the bar the other night and you dragged it halfway to the door before it broke loose.
Being the lady that you are, you feigned not noticing the loss.
It's covered in sawdust and some guys were playing soccer with it too, but it looks as OK as a uterus can look.
If you don't claim it in 24 hours, I'm putting it on EBay.
You are my inspiration.

UNC!!!
how much you think you can get on ebay?
marvtha needs the cash!

 

[unclaimedblessing]

Finders, keepers.
I have it in a fish tank and I think it's taking on a life of it's own. It's pulsating and seems like it's trying to speak.
OMG I think I'm cloning Marvtha!.
If I can replicate the phenomenon, I just may start a line of Slut Machines.
I will cut you in on the profits if you give me a little you know what.

 

[marvtha]

Finders, keepers.
I have it in a fish tank and I think it's taking on a life of it's own. It's pulsating and seems like it's trying to speak.
OMG I think I'm cloning Marvtha!.
If I can replicate the phenomenon, I just may start a line of Slut Machines.
I will cut you in on the profits if you give me a little you know what.

CLONING MARVTHA!?!
sweetie the liqour stores couldn't keep up their stock!

marvtha may be gettin a buzz on but i'm calling your bluff.
my uterus hasn't been the same since baby gherkins slid out of it but it's still intact!
let me check.............

 

[unclaimedblessing]

OK, I'll return it if in return you send a nice big jar of "Marvtha' Marvelous Muffin Honey".

 

[marvtha]

OK, I'll return it if in return you send a nice big jar of "Marvtha' Marvelous Muffin Honey".

it's all the "BUZZ" sweetie!
and you might cop a little buzz....marvtha have a few pharmaceuticals in her!!!!
NOW GIVE ME MY TWAT BACK!!!!!

 

[marvtha]

OH, i forgot your "honey!"

MY BAD!!!

 

[Christopher123]

OH, i forgot your "honey!"

MY BAD!!!

Awwwwww, you took my favorite avvie down!

Hmpf!