Marvtha would be so proud :D

[twardmo]

Today at work it was sprung on me that I am going to have to work 12 hr shifts all week . Anyway, to fight the man I went to the nearest gas station on my lunch and bought a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. and drank 3/4 of it in the remaining 10 mins of my lunch! Then finished it on my next break. It made the news a little more bearable.

 

[twardmo]

not now, I was after lunch though lol

 

[marvtha]

Today at work it was sprung on me that I am going to have to work 12 hr shifts all week . Anyway, to fight the man I went to the nearest gas station on my lunch and bought a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. and drank 3/4 of it in the remaining 10 mins of my lunch! Then finished it on my next break. It made the news a little more bearable.

sweetie....there's tears running down my face as we speak! good 4 u!

a spoonful off sugar may help the medicine go down but a...... "bottle of booze buffers bad news!!!"

ol' marvtha has lost a few jobs cause of the "spirits."
a few snorts at lunchie and the next thing marvtha wearing nothing but my support hose and doin' pole dance.
that's fine if your a stripper but the folks at the piggly wiggly grocery store didn't appreciate my limberness!


"clean up in aisle 5!" now you hush!

 

[gaddou]

i hope yur not doing a dangerous job ie: doctor, heavy machinery,

 

[sissyboy]

Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill???? That brings back some memories(blurry memories). Be careful, before you know it you'll be chugging Mad Dog,Night Train or TJ Swann(if they still make TJ Swann).....From there, it's all down hill.

 

[Christopher123]

Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill???? That brings back some memories(blurry memories). Be careful, before you know it you'll be chugging Mad Dog

OMG... I drank that stuff ONCE and swore I'd never do it again. I had to literally crawl on my hands & knees just to get to the bathroom.

I stay far away from that stuff.

 

[Nonimus]

Cool - can I order it online?

 

[slobone]

"Beer on whiskey, make you frisky. But a bottle of Boone's Farm, never do no harm."

 

[Christopher123]

Cool - can I order it online?

You might regret it if ya do, lol.

When you're so drunk you can't function and your friends find you in the bathroom laughing at yourself in the mirror (after taking a half an hour to crawl your way there), it's time to put it down.

 

[Christopher123]

Looks like somebody's been bad.....

Well it was a while ago. I don't think I've ever been that drunk in my life and I haven't been that drunk since. I was a mess.

Needless to say I ended up in the front yard on my hands and knees tossing every cookie there was, lol.

 

[Christopher123]

I'm sorry, you said you were on your hands and knees doing what?

Awwwwwwwwwww, you're bad!



That's what I WISH I'd been doing at the time, lol.

 

[buzzj]

Boone's Farm Strawberry? What were you thinking! That's your sugar for the next month!!

 

[gmoney]

Today at work it was sprung on me that I am going to have to work 12 hr shifts all week . Anyway, to fight the man I went to the nearest gas station on my lunch and bought a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. and drank 3/4 of it in the remaining 10 mins of my lunch! Then finished it on my next break. It made the news a little more bearable.

I don't see how you made it without blowing groceries! That's one if the first things I ever got drunk from and haven't touched it since!