Masturbating in Prison

[rareboy]

Oh and to answer the question I wanted to know, prisoners masturbate under their sheets in bed. If they masturbate in the open, they get charged and do more time or some stuff like that.

And we have an intellectual match between the OP and digicel as well.

Now tell me these aren't the same person.

 

[vulgar_newcomer]

Because he tacked on all that information when he got called on his bullshit.

You cannot be booked on a DUI in a parked car unless the engine is running and you have an open container visible in the car. But of course, having an open container usually means you drank, which disproves the 0.00.

I am calling shenanigans.

This is not true, at least everywhere.
you can be charged if you have acess to the car keys such as in your pocket and you are sitting in the passenger or back seat of the car. Having alcohol or not is not a issue either. You can be busted and have a BAC of under the legal limit of .08 (in most states) as well. The legal limit is used as a criteria for proving being drunk it does not mean that one cannot be charged with driving under the influence if the bac is under that mark. It is a case by case basis, but with a .08 bac its easier to prove a DUI for conviction.
You can be busted with a DUI sleeping it off in a car parked on private property, with not a oz. of the stuff in the car, but your eyes speak for themselves even if you refuse the test.
Sometimes the cops might give you a break but don't ever count on it. If you sleep it off in a car best not have keys anywhere around and even then a DIP arrest isn't out of the question but Drink in public is a far better outcome then a DUI which will cost thousands by the time finished if convicted.
Best to avoid getting near a vehicle solo if you've been drinking.

A DUI is a pretty serious charge, the cost involved alone make it major and there goes the auto insurance forever at a reasonable rate if you can even get it, whatever that is

 

[chillyboi]

Undoubtably a scary thing for some!

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>Now tell me these aren't the same person.

They're not the same person.

Oh, and back to topic. I've fantasized about all sorts of things - men, women, friends, strangers, groups, aliens, monsters, statues, robots, demons and gargoyles. I've fantasized about forcing guys into having sex with me, and fantasized about having others force me into having sex with them. In my mind, I've had sex in beds, roofs, cars, spaceships, beaches, swimming pools, and on stage at Madison Square Garden in front of a sold-out crowd.

But that's just it. They're fantasies. I fantasize about these things because I can enjoy all the positives without the negatives. Their dicks are JUST big enough, and they fuck JUST fast enough, and they hit orgasm precisely when I want them to. And once I hit orgasm, I'm back in bed smiling...not out on the street with my dick still stuck between some demon's asscheeks, as he demands at least three more rounds.

Lex

 

[G-Lexington]

I saw a guy today and didn't fantasize about fucking him. I don't think that means I'm not gay.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Gentlemen, this thread needs a [strike]man masquerading as a[/strike] woman's touch.

How to Masturbate in Prison

Step 1. Pull your dong out

Step 2. Tell Leroy "Bloody Knife" Brown to turn his head

Step 3. Masturbate

There ya go! That simple. Oh, and don't flush the man gravy down the toilet, it's worth gold behind bars, a 1/4 teaspoon of sex sauce will get you AT LEAST a half a roll of tissue, a gently used condom and a 'Port (Newport).

Problem Solved

 

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