Masturbation Euphemisms Male & Female

[Shepherd 2]

This may be filed away in this forum, but I could not locate it so here it cums again. What euphemisms do you know or use for male or female masturbation?

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Here is the first euphemism:

Digitally oscillating one's penis

 

[Telstra]

what is euphemism ?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Telstra, a euphemism by definition is:
It is the act of substituting an indirect or vague term for one that is considered blunt, offensive, or randy.

So I will give a second euphemism:

spanking the monkey


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[cumtasteit]

pulling the pud
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[Shepherd 2]

Dusting the old trophy.



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[Shepherd 2]

Blowing your own trumpet!



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[Shepherd 2]

Doing one handed tae kwan do.



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[Shepherd 2]

Parting the Red Sea (famale).



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[Shepherd 2]

Sorting the mail. (female)



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[Shepherd 2]

Waxing the flag pole.



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[Toddxxx]

Does self abuse count?

 

[Shepherd 2]

Yanking the yam.



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[Shepherd 2]

Twistin' the piston.



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[Shepherd 2]

Rociking the little man in the boat. (female)


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[Shepherd 2]

Unsheathing the meat saber.


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[Shepherd 2]

Taking Herman to the circus.



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Doing the underarm javelin in the meat Olympics.



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[Shepherd 2]

Playing a solo on the fir-trimmed accordion.


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[Shepherd 2]

Strumming the banjo.



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[Shepherd 2]

Unwrapping the pepperoni.


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