me & tigz got monster high dolls!

[clotty]

clawdeen daughter of the werewolf & frankie stein.

 

[clotty]

Uhm.

This is either too low-brow or too high-brow for me to get. I'm gonna go with the former.

but mine has a big wide set vagina.

and she won't close her legs.

and they have arched backs and really prominent collar bones.

 

[clotty]

mines keeps falling down bc she's hungry and horny.

and tigz keeps making snarky passive-aggressive remarks about her problems and thinks i don't notice.

my doll's not dumb either. she's just hungry.

 

[clotty]

you guys are stuck up.

THESE DOLLS ARE AMAZING.

at first i thought tigz was a tard.

but then i realized. once she deboxed it.

that i needed one too.

and i'm gonna get more.

losers.

 

[clotty]

look at this fucking doll.

i love this ana-tard whore so much!

here she is on the pole:

here's her arty pretentious headshot that is helping her build her self-esteem bc tigz keeps making fun:

 

[gingentleman]

Um, what meds are u doing?

 

[chrisw87]

I'm scared

 

[clotty]

Um, what meds are u doing?

everyone on kr is too fat to like the skinny popular dolls.

now my stripper doll is holding her frisbee and praying. i didn't even make her do it.

she also made a dog show come on the teevee a minute ago.

i don't really know what tigz' doll does. it's kind of a ditz.

 

[clotty]

You'll want to cross-reference his Percocet thread.

It's not pretty. . .

wide-set vagina.

 

[clotty]

I'm your friend till the end......Hidey Ho!

here is my dawl doing her "MY MISTRESS IS THE DANCE" routine:

here i did her professional model pix:

SO HUNGRY YET SO FAT. SO VERY, VERY FAT.

 

[clotty]

And, getting addicted to Percocet could bring that end quickly. . .

poor thing is so sweet too.

w/ her dr. doolittle animal frienz.

her cheeks look kind of like they might have a bit of swollen bulimia glands.

i hope she did not sneak down one of them plain saltine goldfish crackers.

 

[clotty]

so i was sitting here and i realized.

that the other day when i was frantically throwing boxes of the shelf at target trying to find my clawdeen, that they actually HAD THE SHORT-HAIRED CLEO THAT I WANTED THE WHOLE TIME.

i was just ignoring her in a blind fit of panic.

and i realized that i don't actually have to resort to ebay price-gouging when she's on sale cheap right down the street.

then i jumped up in a panic and ran out and grabbed her.

she's a mummy for you guys who aren't well versed in the monster high business.

 

[FPNY]

fascinating.....

 

[gsdx]

you guys are stuck up.

THESE DOLLS ARE AMAZING.

<snip>

losers.

One person responds and you insult ALL of by calling us "stuck up" and 'losers"?

Great way to make friends here. Keep up the good work.

 

[blackbeltninja]

You'll want to cross-reference his Percocet thread.

It's not pretty. . .

But it does help to understand this one.

We don't get monster dollz here so I thought it was some slang - "hey, we got incredibly high, you guys."

Still, trippy.

-d-

 

[Rubber Rat]

I'm fond of Barbie's "perky" best friend Midge.