Meaningless Questions.

[KrisHawkXXX]

Try to answer some and come up with your own.

If you are under house arrest but live in a mobile home can you go anywhere you want?
Why do we scrub DOWN but clean UP?

 

[HunterM]

Why is it called a blow job and not a suck job?

 

[KrisHawkXXX]

Yeah if you go in public and they have that machine that blows air in bathrooms wouldn't that be a handjob or blowjob?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

if 2012 dudes wanna fuck ma asshole in 5 mins do it mean
it end a world?

thankyou

ans if they all got clean undys on it mean end a world wen cum ta stuff ma hole good but in 5 mins?

thankyou

yea 2012 ooh nooooo

* cum go cum go cum go *
hurry up only got mins left!
*cumcumcumcumcumcumcum*
this wot oil well pump feel like?

 

[freefall]

Scientists have invented powdered dehydrated drinks.

What about powdered dehydrated water?

 

[gaystorm]

Why is it every time i tell a guy he can put it anywhere, he sticks it up my ass?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

whyyyyyy is suckin ma thumb up ma butt make folks stop car?

# maybe ask um next time! #
ooh is will thankyou

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Why is it every time i tell a guy he can put it anywhere, he sticks it up my ass?

he was hyponitze by da Great Mr asshole!
# anywhere!!!! #
$ ooh slupslupslup $

then one day he go say anywhere ans millions a dudes go
# OOH #

dat tv fa ya ans a this day Mr Asshole lost in sea a sumwhere
but got be happy cause neva say wake up

it why millions a folk alls zombies

thankyou

 

[Robertwho]

Why do men have nipples, especially since they don't breast feed?

 

[teadrinker]

Why is it called a blow job and not a suck job?

I believe it comes from the old term to "blow" meaning (for a man, at least), to have an orgasm. The conjunction of mouth plus "blowing off" (cumming) meant that this term stuck.

Why do men have nipples, especially since they don't breast feed?

Sexual differentiation happens at quite a late stage of gestation, by which time most of the anatomical bits are in place. And men, given the right hormones, can indeed lactate. It's the same reason that women have orgasms, which seem to serve no biological purpose - the neural pathways which make orgasm possible are already in place by the time sexual differentiation occurs.

-T.

 

[FPNY]

Why are there all those chains hanging from school buses all the time? Huh?

 

[freefall]

Why does 'inflammable' means the same as 'flammable'?

 

[jensu846]

Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?
Do drivers licenses in China have eye color and hair color listed on them?

 

[Kulindahr]

If "lock up" and "lock down" mean about the same, why don't "step up" and "step down"?

 

[ibill1]

We deplane right?

Then why don't we:
Detaxi
Decar
Detrain
Deboat etc.

 

[Kulindahr]

If "debark" means to get off a ship, what do we use to mean stripping the bark from a tree?

 

[G-Lexington]

Why does cargo go by ship, but a shipment go by car?
Why is common sense so uncommon to find?
Why is Wednesday "hump day" when we usually fuck on the weekends?
Why do we type "LOL" when "HA" is shorter and easier to understand?

Lex

 

[PATMAN]

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

[frankfrank]

If you "water the horse" when you fill its drinking area with water, what do you call it when you fill a small bowl full of milk for the cat?

Why do "wise man" and "wise guy" mean such different things?

Why do we TAKE a shit, even though we leave something behind? And why does "give a shit" have nothing to do with going to the bathroom? Furthermore, why does "taking the piss" (British) mean yet something else entirely different?

 

[refujiunderground]

if the world is black and the world is white, does it mean that it starts by day and it ends by night?

if i stuck my pointer finger all the way up my ass right after i wiped my ass after taking a shit, will my finger smell like shit and have shit on it?

i tried.