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you would like me after a game then![]()
So, if you're into body odors on a guy, what do you like. How far away could he be for you to get turned on to his smell?
(And this is not for those of you reading, and ready to say: I want him totally showered. Don't even take the test if you're one of these guys. OR, you could just vote "0". But I'm interested in those guys like me: the scent "specialists": those of us who know enough about body odor to know two guys can both be a 5-6 and yet one will smell great, but the other might have a sour scent to him [and some guys like that, too!]) but the same two guys won't appeal to say, me, and a good friend who also likes body odor. Which means, you've been into this for a while, and have a decent "database" of guys you've smelled up so that you're not guessing: You KNOW what makes your knees weak. This is not for the wimp crowd, who can't imagine even sniffing a guy, much less one who doesn't smell like Dial Soap! (I long for a few French men to answer this, since France is reputed to have the smelliest people in the world
[GOD, would I love living in France!]
Here's a short scale to quantify, and, by the way, this is with his clothes ON. With 'em off, it's going to be more intense. Or, he could have his shirt off, and dancing in a club, or conversely, you could be attending BEAR Weekend in P-town:
9-10) over 6 feet away (rank)
7-8) 3 feet away (pretty strong odor)
5-6) Two feet away (pretty noticeable, but not overwhelming)
4-5) A foot away (noticeable, especially if you take a deep sniff)
3-2) You're close enough that if you were slow dancing, you could smell him (nice, but only just noticeable)
1) You have to bury your face in his pit/neck to smell anything.) (Mild:you really have to search for the scent)
0) No scent at all
I'm either at the 4 or, depending on the guy, 5-6 scale. I like to be able to smell the guy even if he's not right next to me.
"France is reputed to have the smelliest people in the world "
What do you mean ??
The French are generally regarded as the nationality who are most comfortable with the scent of their own bodies
As an American living in France, I can say with certainty that (unfortunately) this is changing. Yes, people aged sort of 50+ are often pretty smelly, especially at the end of day or after working all day ... but young people in France - like young people anywhere - are now actually pretty terrified of having body odor, and so now cover themselves with deodorants and all kinds of perfumes (like, I say, unfortunately, in my view!) In some cases, a car packed with 18-22 year old boys will go by, and if the car windows are down, you can actually smell their cologne from the sidewalk as the car passes.
Even worse, judging by what I've seen on the beach, so not wholly scientific, I reckon that about 85% of French men under 30 now shave their armpits for that same reason - completely bare - which is even WORSE (in my view).
Of course, there are exceptions, and there are some cases where you lean in to kiss the cheeks of a young French guy (quite a common way to greet people you know well) and as you both lean in, you do get a little gust of muskiness ... which makes me weak in the knees .. but sadly that's getting more and more rare :-(
Oh, bollocks! That sucks to read. Guess I'm not retiring to France, then...![]()
Tell me about it. Even if you do get some hot-looking "eye candy", he raises his arms and it's as smooth as a 8 year old girl . .. Dick. Instantly. Limp :-(









