Only once, really. "Local boy done good", you might say. No hints, here.
Met him by chance at a pub, he was already buzzed. Chatted a bit as we ate. I excused myself to the bathroom. As I was tucking back in, I turned to see he was standing there, waiting his turn. As I was washing my hands, he clicked his tongue at me, I saw he was stroking a nice sized cock. I think I nodded and gave a slight chuckle, knowing someone else could walk in, so I left him to his business. We both sat back down, had some more beers and laughs. Just about closing time, we both get up to leave, stumble into the other. Laugh it off, head outside together. I don't know if he's playing it up at this point or what, but I offer him a ride or drive him home, as he'd had more than a few and little to eat, while I only had two beers. It's obvious he wanted something, so he gives me his keys and directions to his place, which was about an hour out, about 20m from where I lived at time. He was sober enough when we got to his place for a few rounds. I called a nearby friend the next morning to give me a ride to pick up my car. Another three way tumble and we had to get going before his wife got pissed at his absence.
Next closest was a hobby shop manager who joked around with everybody. More than a few flirts with me when I was the only one in. He would drop hints he was heading to the gym right after, but I wasn't a gym person. One time, we even wound up talking about living habits, as if he was looking for a new roommate? A few times, he would randomly post on FB he was lying in bed naked, letting the AC flow over his ginger fur. I'm so dense. I lived in one county, he lived an hour away in another and the shop he worked in was in the county between us. If only.
fucking cancer.
In his eulogy, his brother dropped a few veiled hints "he didn't date much" and such, so he was either a closeted Catholic or asexual. Considering he was "the party guy" with a wide array of geek/gamer friends, I'm thinking closeted. I knew they had security cameras in the store but there was more than once I thought about taking advantage of his kilt. fucking ginger tease.